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Henry VIII

@sussexhenryviii

What the heart loves, the will chooses, and the mind justifies.

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calendar_today10-02-2020 15:09:25

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It’s the year 2050. Charles is long gone. William is sitting on the throne with his second wife who looks conspicuously like Simon Case in a bad wig. The UK is at war with the MAGA confederacy. …and still the tabloids will be talking about Meghan Markle’s 2022 Vogue cover šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

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Mail on Sunday still struggling to move copies even at £2.30 yet again we see a manic attempt to sell so they offer readers pure fiction liberally sprinkled with hate just as their readers like it. You see it's a love hate relationship, Mail hates her but desperately needs her.

Mail on Sunday still struggling to move copies even at £2.30 yet again we see a manic attempt to sell so they offer readers pure fiction liberally sprinkled with hate just as their readers like it.
You see it's a love hate relationship, Mail hates her but desperately needs her.
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People who post AI generated pictures of Harry and Meghan, just fucking stop. There's enough AI generated insanity from the deranged, now you are posting this too?

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IAmSage šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦šŸšŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ It’s taken far longer than it should - but at some point the fact that no senior royal can drive any kind of meaningful press cycle is going to be an acute problem.

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Prince Harry booked and busy in China. He had a conversation with Ms. Tapney Kiatpaiboon, Governor of the Tourism Authority of Thailand (TAT). Travalyst is expanding to Thailand.

Prince Harry booked and busy in China. He had a conversation with Ms. Tapney Kiatpaiboon, Governor of the Tourism Authority of Thailand (TAT). Travalyst is expanding to Thailand.
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That’s so weird because I could have sworn that one of the biggest hate accounts on here said her husband’s golf instructor had a friend who once dated a woman who had her nails done by a guy who while getting his morning coffee overheard this deal was 100% cancelled.

That’s so weird because I could have sworn that one of the biggest hate accounts on here said her husband’s golf instructor had a friend who once dated a woman who had her nails done by a guy who while getting his morning coffee overheard this deal was 100% cancelled.
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It’s amazing how royalists are ready to throw a parade when they hear the faintest rumors of a Sussex cancellation. But when there is success … then it’s not a big deal.

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She talks about the plight of children in Gaza is what she did! She’s a brave American YouTuber! And in this house, Ms. Rachel is a hero, end of story!!!

She talks about the plight of children in Gaza is what she did! She’s a brave American YouTuber! And in this house, Ms. Rachel is a hero, end of story!!!
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It’s been fascinating to watch other royal houses take meaningful strides towards modernity while the British seem determined to go in the opposite direction. More financial opacity. Fewer public engagements..

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this is a black eye delivered by someone who can’t throw a punch and Stephen Miller’s wife just left him for Elon Musk also Stephen Miller is left handed probably unrelated

this is a black eye delivered by someone who can’t throw a punch and Stephen Miller’s wife just left him for Elon Musk

also Stephen Miller is left handed 

probably unrelated
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Lmaooooooooo. I mean fuck Stephen Miller all day every day but if he clocked Musk for fucking his wife I’ll give him 0.25 of a point.

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By endlessly attacking Meghan for every perceived slight/weakness, the press & palace have really set Kate up for failure. They attack Meg for supposed plastic surgery while claiming that Kate would never do the same - meanwhile Kate’s work is only getting more obvious.

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No one is as ghoulish as a royalist insisting Kate Middleton’s clear cosmetic work might be part of her cancer recovery. JFC.

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The only time I hear about new movies or shows is when they are doing poorly or getting cancelled. When did we decide to stop marketing?