The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has limits.

Christmas shopping tips for clueless dude: I have bought my wife lots of very nice expensive gifts over the years for Christmas that she doesn’t even remember but she has never forgotten that one year I gave her a mop for Christmas.

That awkward moment at the club when you realize you’re wearing the same dress as your Dad…

Got a notice from the sheriff offering to have packages delivered to the sheriff station rather than to your home to thwart porch pirates Fortunately I have a security system and a long driveway and can be locked and loaded long before they got to my door…

Saddle up boys tonight we ride…

The 4th ghost cut in editing

Glad Advent allihop!

I love Swedish Christmas. We celebrated Swedish Christmas on Christmas Eve and American Christmas Christmas Day but Swedish Christmas started with Advent, then Lucia, then Tomte and ended 13 days after Christmas

I regret to inform you that Christmas has been canceled this year…

Every time I leave the house I have to play the adult version of, “Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes” which is, “Glasses, Wallet, Keys and Phone”

Cyber Monday the only way I’m willing to shop…

Got a new horse today…

If it snows please stay home. After you learn how to drive in the sun we’ll talk about driving in snow.

At my funeral, I don’t want anyone wearing black. I’m going to ask all those who think I’m going to Heaven to wear white and all those who think I’m going to Hell to wear red… thanks that one guy!

We make gingerbread voodoo doll cookies instead of gingerbread men cookies that way I ruin my enemies holiday when I start snapping off heads and limbs

To all you I’ve offended during 2025, work on yourselves so I won’t have to do it again in 2026.

Boss: you’re late again you better have a good excuse! Me: you’re never gonna believe this. Boss: try me. Me:

Bah Humbug!

⭐️ 🐪 🐪 🐪 🤴 🤴 🤴 Hate to admit it but if there had been 3 Wise Women probably this would have happened instead…