You know, I have been extensively following Tottenham for 2 years now. I do not know how you lot have done it for your entire life without ending up in a mental asylum. I applaud your strength.

I’m not trying to be alarmist, but without more signings, relegation is a real possibility. A year ago, if I’d told you we’d finish 17th, you wouldn’t have believed me, and now we’re in serious trouble.

Daniel levy has the #THFC fanbase under his control, linked with 2 players and fanbase go mental. Nothing is going to happen before start of season so NO need to stop criticising levy and enic. The Tottenham Hotspur fanbase can be very dumb sometimes… sort it out #Enicout.

Kudus heatmap that first half.

Palhinha is a superb signing. This game is the main proof of how good he is, a massive upgrade physically and defensively in our team. What a player.

Yeah I don’t miss ange at all, we play so confidently with Frank

CUTI MAKES IT TWO!!!!!!

Spursy never disappeared did it?

Wtf just happened 😭

Why do you care about the potential “millions” lost when our chairman refuses to spend lol

Sloths are lapping us in this transfer window

What a goal

how did we manage to get Kudos for so cheap? dude is insane

What a player.

So relieved we're done with kamikaze football

Man these United players look so small

Gyokeres is such a shit player man 🤣

United is so shit 😭