Imagine calling him “my king” when he can’t even contribute enough to fix the broken gate at your parents’ house. What throne exactly is he ruling from, fantasy island?

Lowkey wanna be spoiled but I got a bad habit of saying “no I got it”😭

Y'all need to see this movie 🔥🔥

After 37 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the noise.

Remove that soft spot you have for people because they got none for you.

Since I went on a date with this guy, it's been from one complaint to the next. " I need money to finish a project, I need to send money to my sister's children, This phone is giving me issues" Ha! This is supposed to be my sub🤷

Why is the world so cruel to men?

Choose your partner wisely a home without peace is the toughest prison.

People were asked "what's a s£cret you will never tell your spouse" The replies are crazy 😳🤦‍♀️ Check thread

I wouldn't have went to the grave yard, I would have waited for them at the bar 😭🤣 Is this necessary at a funeral though? 😩😭

Dutch is a very dramatic language 🤣😭

If I fall in love again, call me a b@stard 😭😭

They don’t make ads like this anymore 😩

I and my co-worker, during one of our office banter, truth-or-dared each other about having sxx in the office, I said I’m not sure and she said “it depends”. I thought that was the last of it until about 7pm when I was packing to go home 👀……..

Throwback to the very first day I received a love letter. That was how I sneaked into the school toilet with a cr@zy smell of all time. The bitter aroma I had suffered my whole but you see, "you are the sugar in my tea, the apple of my eyes, the butter in my bread, the cockroach

Everyone around you is a strategist trying to promote their own interests, often at your expense.

I don't believe Polygamy is a sin , why else create so many beautiful women but fewer men?

A minute s!lent /laugh for Manchester United😩