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me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

In a 1000 years people won’t know how real JD Vance looked like 👀

100 degrees ain't stopping me from wearing all black

Swore I’d never drink again but I know a sign from God when I see one

And to my children I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag.

Sounding is when your wife screams into the urethra

Before you dm me just know I look like this

Hi hello good morning

I told myself I’d fast today and now all I can think about is toast with peanut butter and holy fuck I’m so weak

mine is being raped and murdered.

Glory hole but it’s just for women who wanna hold it while we pee.

The lioness does not concern herself with the check engine light

Watching my wife clean dog piss out of the carpet after I acted like I didn’t see it

Which way western man?

Us

Hi hello good morning

When she says she’s not hungry so you don’t order her anything

Laying here next to my sleeping husband and I just remembered how he’s just a dude I met off the internet