sorry we ghosted you we were just busy admiring our chalupa

doing our best and by that we mean eating all 12 cinnabon delights

yeah we were behind the dj booth but only to take them a baja blast

free will is eating a cheesy roll up at 9am

having a hard day (got an email). the only cure is a warm grilled cheese burrito

real emotional turmoil is having to decide between a regular baja blast or a freeze

you should come over (bring taco bell pls)

buy us a nachos bell grande so we know it's real

apply now tacobell.badbirdiegolf.com

take a swing tacobell.badbirdiegolf.com

emotional support water bottle ❌ emotional support baja blast ✅

our daily affirmations come from our hot sauce packets

"you're kinda quiet" yeah we haven't had a bean burrito yet

us

somebody pls thank mike cause this hot honey diablo sauce with our nuggets >>>>

perfect date night: you, a crunchwrap, and zero notifications

you’re not late if you show up with baja blasts for everyone

happy to announce we'll be in the taco bell drive thru tonight

a cheesy roll up gets us in ways that most people don’t

cheesy gordita crunch > closure