we called our grandpa when we saw the tsunami warnings in hawai'i.. he picks up the phone and immediately goes "don't worry i can swim"

nice hotel❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ doordasher can't get to my room 💔💔💔💔💔💔

….how is this not a disqualification lol

the wnba has to be one of if not THE most educated leagues in the US.. this is based off of nothing but my opinion and i won't be looking into it but definitely feels right

ok ya i always knew my opinions are facts💕

scrolled your profile for a sec and everything makes sense

hahaha lol

one day i will read this hashtag correctly first try. not today tho

it snew

what

hell yeah bull

dying that this came up on my timeline after my last tweet

Still clinging to my childlike wonder against all odds

this espn notification would kill a victorian child

i dearly miss when likes were public. I used to send subtle, subliminal messages to my followers with my likes. Now no one can know who I truly am or what I'm all about.

ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things

tweets like this are way more harmful to women's basketball than actual hate

never watched a full baseball game in my life but this is a huge night for my friends so it's huge night for me too #goMs

figured out why we're 0-7

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