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summer loving has more magic

My kinda relationship:

Sorry I recognized your wife from Only Fans at the neighborhood picnic

Lol 😆

Buffet is a French word for ‘get up and get it yourself’

#NationalBourbonDay Hell yeah!!! 🥃

It's amazing the amount of info my brain processed (I remember thinking what I must do) and the speed my brain processed the info I needed in order to avoid going 18.5 mph face first into the terminus of an iron bridge rail when my front tire lost traction before I hit the bridge

Sometimes I like to give out free samples of my crazy.

No one: Filmmakers in the 1990s: "Let's film everything in the dark of night so nobody can see on the screen what's actually going on"

Next time I go to the doctor I’m gonna ask him if the 386 different prescription drugs averaging 25.7 disastrous side effects that I saw advertised during the U.S. Open today are right for me.

Having a victorian era girl summer (becoming isolated and weird)

He’s a 10 but he eats his tater tot’s with a fork. So now he’s eating alone.

Easy simple days with your favorite person are everything

Back in the saddle again, back on the horse that throwed me, and returned to the scene of the crime. Probably a couple of more cliches I can throw in there too. Still a lot of pain from getting flipped over the handlebars on Thursday. No pain no gain? There's another one. 🤪

True story 😂

Happy Heavenly Father's Day old man!

Well that's me fooked