WTF

NOTHING TO SEE HERE

IT'S ONLY Bookaholic Bex CRADLING ME IN HER HOT LITTLE HAND!!! 🖤🤍

WHAT'S WITH THE NEW BIRD???

"Do not be put off by the fact that The Axeman’s Carnival is narrated by a magpie." WTF #BookoftheYear #BirdoftheYear

In which I am deceptively simple! 🖤🤍

In which I warble on for over 9 hours! Nic Sampson W. F. Howes Ltd

EXCUSE ME???

LOOK AT ME STARING DOWN THAT SWAN

YES THEY QUILTED MY NAME IN FLAMES MOFOS

OK so this is from 2022 and Catherine Chidgey says I've lost my boyish figure...but get out there and buy me for Christmas! #stuffstockingsnotbirds

I'M GOING ON TOUR! (Where are all the fledglings in bikinis???)

You heard the lady...you NEED me in your life!

Today is my stop on the blog tour for The Axeman’s Carnival by Catherine Chidgey. Head over to Instagram to read my review. Europa Editions UK Random Things Tours 🇺🇦

Form an orderly queue, laydeez

I see Catherine Chidgey is desperate for attention again and doesn't care who she drags through the mud. Sad, really. I expected better of the The Listener though.

I CALL FOR A BOYCOTT OF Catherine Chidgey AND Te Herenga Waka University Press

#CulturalAppropriation

CHRISTCHURCH. TOMORROW. I AM SO FUCKING READY FOR THIS.

In which Italian chicks dig me and I am a feathered fucking SPY! Full review of The Axeman's Carnival in @marieclaire_it if you want to read my long-form amazingness, whatever: marieclaire.it/lifestyle/cult…