Delicious new brekky friend joining me every Monday, Brendan Pang !! Except for the 2 week hiatus we're definitely on after one episode Eating is hard ya'll ... gotta pace ourselves! 🥟 Back March 13 on @RTRFM rtrfm.com.au/story/pangs-pl…

What was your primary/high school graduation song?

Is he walking down the richest street in Australia and do they have any young sons who’d be down to form a throuple w my bf and I???

It’s 2023, why can’t I Apple Pay at the bowser yet?

I need three-four drinks w every meal: 1. water, duh 2. an appropriate drink pairing (wine, juice, soda etc.) 3. half empty water bottle - not the same as #1 4. prob an iced tea

Was fortunate to speak to @cougarmorrison about the anti-drag campaign they found themselves at the centre of last week. A reminder that intolerance is not this off-shore concept. It's here, in our own backyard & and it's spreading at an alarming rate. tinyurl.com/4x9f262s

This mf’ers peloton screen is bigger than my first tv

What is the most reasonable but earliest time I can demand my bf wake up and come w me to ikea on a long weekend? Asking for a friend

A Western Australian license plate will be “The Golden State” but I think we can do better. What is W.A known for? What should we put on our plates?

What do you mean your mum doesn’t bring a GLASS of wine in the car to drive 5 mins down the road to go to your grandparents house? Is that not normal? What if I told you she also brings the bottle for top ups … it fits in the car door drink holder.

When you call someone on the phone do you also picture them just exisiting in a void? Like they're just floating in the ether with grey background?

The unique pain of being a Carlton and Dockers fan rn…

Today my bf has 2 choices on the podcast we listen to on our drive. 1) Call Her Daddy w Ariana 2) Behind the Bastards part 4 on Vince McMahon I think it’s a win-win. Sadly, he does not.

The real question is which do you see FIRST on opening day? Oppenheimer or Barbie?

gotta say, it's a weird time to be a Tay Tay this week Also a Taylah.S

Not sure if we’re playing Collingwood or the umpires #AFLPiesBlues

Just as a general PSA If you’re about to board an 11 (!) hour flight, maybe smash some gum after your very recent ciggie

It’s 2005, you’re on holiday with your family in Bali. You just got your hair braided. You’re drinking a pineapple juice and ordered a club sandwich at the swim up pool bar. Your mum just let you buy 30mins internet at the hotel computer. Life is good.

WFH is so good. I get up Change out of my sleeping pyjamas Put my slightly nicer ones on, the kind it would be passable in a zoom meeting Then sit at my dining table and work