That guy in your DMs could be the one. No, not THAT one, I'm talking about the one you're ignoring. You could be on your 2nd pregnancy scare by now, but you ignoring your destiny.

I don’t think there’s anyone who enjoys doing burpees.

Bad PR Xhosa women get. Yes, bathetha kuthethwa ngoba ngosobekho, but they’re genuinely nice, hardworking people. Hope they don’t try too hard to prove wrong the “my parents warned me about Xhosa women…“ crew. They should go where they’re appreciated.

Tuesdays and Wednesdays are probably the two worst days to work from the office. Not only will you deal with heavy traffic, but you’ll also deal with work parking issues.

When Tiger is in charge, I believe we can all sleep with our doors unlocked. Right?

We showed up 💪🏽

At this rate, we will be charged a protection fee for having a job. Right next to your tax and medical aid deductions will be a protection fee.

I can’t imagine listening to “How was your day?” from more than one woman. That’s self-inflicted pain.

Last year, they made a huge mistake by allowing us to sell our leave days. Money relieves whatever exhaustion your body believes it has.

"He's my friend, and I wasn't aware of his other activities" would have been a much better to defend. A perfect lie should contain at least 90% truth.

Good time to reflect.

When you wear the same shoe size as your girl.

Jacob's Cross was top tier TV

Everything is “money laundering” on Twitter.

Hulk Hogan heard his daughter dating a black man and had a stroke

Under no circumstance should one be wearing a T-shirt they wore at gym a day before. And no, body odour spray won’t be your saving grace. Now you're out here smelling tangy and sweet.

Some racist narcissistic who was once famous ngo19 Votsek.

Ungavumi ngathi nkosi 😭😭😭

Springbok women tickets are going for R20 in Cape Town. Go purchase and support the lady Boks bethuna.

We have a public holiday that’s not really a public holiday.