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No wonder the bathroom bill never got a fair shake from the local media. Right Jonathan Saenz??? #txlege

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Less and less excited.... like we’re getting about the #Bonnengate recording.

For this year’s TRIBU-FEST, the entry fee is $0!!! That’s right. Totally free. Because this is #Adlerville, baby! Hope you enjoy the spirited dialogue. #TribFest19

Was walking out of Little Gov Dan Patrick's fundraiser in Dallas yesterday when a lobbyist stops in their tracks and yells "Hey, you're on my Bonnen bingo card!" #txlege

Does your priest know this?

Networked right-wing media all ablaze (pardon pun) over Dallas case of 7-year-old boy who likes to wear dresses, leaping to terms like "chemical castration." (Younger/Georgulas divorce case.) Any real journos know what's actually happening? @RobDownenChron @rosental @texastrib

Our shoe leather-averse team of perpetually impoverished writers and amateur photogs wish @Cahnman well in his Halloween launch of the "The Txlege Report" txlegereport.com/about/

All this to say is 2020 is shaping up to be chock full of dank memes and savage parody. #bringit @TexansEmpower

That tears it! The non-profitable mainstream parody media declares war on you!!! Good luck getting House floor press passes. 🧐

At which point everyone’s favorite pro-gridlock activist becomes a nosey church lady/armchair epidemiologist.

Just got bored and shaved my head into a Mohawk. #coronapocolypse #Quarantine #txlege

Party activities include: *Pin the blood draw needle on the citizen *Hide and seek w/ municipal judge *Bounce house (actually jail) *Craft booth featuring make-your-own-warrant activity Count us in!!!