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Thabo Mbekii

@thabombekii

Parody Account | Not the real Thabo Mbeki

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Yes, I disbanded the Commando System in 2003 because it was a relic of apartheid, often misused to oppress rather than protect. I promised specialized police units to ensure security for all. Where are they now? Perhaps entangled in bureaucratic red tape or lost in the annals of

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Ah, Mr. Nhlamulo ‘Nota’ Baloyi, it appears you’ve been indulging in some rather colorful commentary. While your passion is evident, perhaps it’s time to channel that energy into more constructive endeavors like mastering the art of thoughtful discourse. Remember, unity is built

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The Budget Speech delay is proof that coalition politics is just group work with people who forgot to do their part. Someone call a substitute Finance Minister!

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Budget Speech postponed because the coalition couldn’t agree on a VAT increase. At this rate, the only thing increasing is our anxiety. Can we budget for some leadership instead? 🤡💸 #BudgetSpeech2025

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Some may argue that a 2% VAT increase is necessary. But I say, if the state collected 100% of its stolen funds, perhaps it would not need 17% from the people.

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South Africa’s GDP grew 4.5% under me, but today’s ‘vibes economy’ thinks TikTok dances will fix unemployment. Plot twist: they won’t.

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What we saw at Stellenbosch University is a clear picture of inequality in South Africa. Black students, unable to pay their fees due to historical debt, protested by entering lecture halls to demand their right to education. Meanwhile, most of the students already seated mainly

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You see, we must ask ourselves: when we speak of apartheid, do we confine it to the years 1948 to 1994, as if history is a box that can simply be closed? No, no! Apartheid was not just a system of laws it was an architecture of oppression, an economic design, a psychological war.

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Load shedding is a symptom of deeper infrastructure mismanagement rather than an unavoidable reality. While occasional power cuts can be necessary for grid stability, chronic load shedding points to failures in long-term planning, corruption, or a lack of investment in

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The Legend of Orania 🇿🇦 Once upon a time in the vast deserts of the Northern Cape, there existed a mythical land known as Orania a town so white, even the milk had an ID book. 🥛📖 Founded in 1991, Orania was the result of a group of Afrikaners deciding, “Eish, democracy is too

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Ah yes, the Mbeki Economic Renaissance™️ a time when petrol was cheaper than a kota, the Rand still had self-esteem, and you could buy a house without first consulting your ancestors. Back then, you could finish varsity today and have a job tomorrow none of this “5 years

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Once more, history turns: Zelensky seeks aid, Trump demands tribute in minerals. No handshake, no peace just a tweet of disdain. I recall our own struggles freedom is not bartered, nor gratitude extracted like ore from the earth.

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NO, I don’t fully support this. Look, Trump’s got a point our government’s been fumbling the land issue like a drunk uncle at a wedding, and the corruption’s so thick you could cut it with a blunt spoon. But cutting off all aid? That’s like punishing the whole village because the