🚨We just dropped in on Farage’s election rally with a beaming picture of Putin. Nigel was not pleased.

If you're not watching Nadine Dorries being completely mental on channel 4 - then you're missing out.

Nigel Farage is going to hate being an MP. He’s going to go in to the House of Commons thinking he’s going to get to grill the PM every PMQs and instead he’ll be answering letters from Doris about why they closed the public toilets on Clacton High Street.

This *badly* needs a comma

Rioting English hooligans getting their skulls cracked by that policemen that looks like Southgate.

I guess beating Spain isn’t for everybody

I mean, shout out Nick Morgan

Never even liked tennis anyway.

I promise you're not ready for what the picture here is

Spain has really played the long game with this one, but respect where it’s due

She'll come back at a critical moment as Sue White.

Happy Absolute Unit Day to all who celebrate

“And then Trump won for a second time, but all the while the UK had learned that Gary Barlow’s son was massive, which then became a national priority.”

Honoured to launch the Scottish Tapestry Trail today at Galashiels. This is an important educational work of history and art. I stitched a panel to nurse Mary Seacole and this slavery panel shows slave plantations and slave owners such as Gladstone whose son was Prime Minister.