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If I’m so “crazy” how did I just win that verbal fight with the mailbox?

I bet this chola can suck the peel right off a banana.

But have you tried yelling “Go-Go-Gadget Erection!”? - Me as a Doctor with erectile dysfunction patients.

Her: I’m not that kind of girl Also her but after 3 Dollaritas and me singing some Creed:

And I could be too if you want.

FPC and the federal government have agreed to a joint dismissal of the government’s appeal in our lawsuit that successfully challenged the Biden ATF’s "pistol brace" ban rule and secured injunctive relief for gun owners, which completely vacated the rule. firearmspolicy.org/order-vacating…

You know how I know you’re gay

Art is beautiful

I got stung multiple times by multiple yellow jackets the other day. It was kind of like that scene in my girl, except after I went back and murdered their entire colony.

Damn. 2 legends, one week.

Cry harder, bitch.

The distinction could save your life:

Man who stabbed 11 people at a Walmart in Michigan is still in custody but remains unnamed. People who were at the incident described the man as “foreign”. A local resident and hero who held him back at gun point is a man named Derrick Perry. Thank you to him for stopping that

Derrick Perry is a hero. Whenever some anti-2A nutjob claims these rights are just for white people, use this:

55 year old women when I was growing up vs 55 year old women now:

PENISula

Now go the fuck to sleep you little bitch.