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Captain Obvious™️

@thefungi669

As my high IQ followers know, I have never faked a sarcasm.

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Walmart’s profit margin is just 3%. How dafuq can they “absorb” Trump’s 25% tariffs? They can’t and they won’t. Consumers will pay for the tariffs.

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House Republicans are proposing $1Trillion cuts to Medicaid. Who will be impacted most? The dumb MAGA fucks who voted for this shit. #FAFO

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Other than tanking the stock market, plunging the global economy into recession, creating AI deep fakes about genocide, what other dumb shit did Trump do yesterday?

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My son is autistic and is on Medicaid. He can’t read or write or put a sentence together. Under Trump’s new Medicaid work requirement the only job that he can do is work for the Trump administration.

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Baron Trump did not get accepted to Harvard, Columbia or Stanford. Is it a coincidence that Trump is going after Harvard, Columbia and Stanford?

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Tim Cook donated $1M to the Trump inauguration and is now getting screwed by Trump’s tariffs. Of course, I’m comparing apples to oranges.