Here’s how I spent my afternoon 🎧 🔊 💿🎛️💿 🔊

The most important DJ hack I can give is… Get the gay dudes partying as quickly as possible. You get them on side, and you’re going to have a busy dancefloor of girls to follow them.

‘We’re like a family here’ So if Tom in the sales team starts being annoying, I can throw a book at his head?

If you ever wondered what a holiday in Scotland felt like, just go outside in England right now after 4 beers.

Why does every parent from Essex always name their kids Archie and Alfie?

Had a weird dream last night where I was doing backward rolls on the floor of a McDonalds and Jyoty Singh (who I’ve never met) kept clapping in celebration of them. Then McDonalds let me shower there because I was covered in dirt. What does this mean?

VYBZ KARTEL TOP 25 TUNES! What's your favourite #VybzKartel song? - Well if you're a DJ, then this pack is ESSENTIAL for you! gullyb.bandcamp.com/album/vybz-kar… #Dancehall #Kartel #WorlBoss

Here's where to find me in November!

Is it too early to start posting this?! gullyb.bandcamp.com/album/gully-b-…

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Some strong crack'ed behaviour from me on this mashup 🤪 #CKAY #cKY soundcloud.com/gully-b-edits/…

Burna Boy over a UK Funky classic?! soundcloud.com/gullyb/burna-b…

I've just made a free Kendrick Lamar TV Off countdown with Kid Kut's vocals - Hitting my Patreon later today for free members! patreon.com/posts/mustaaaa…

I DUN A MIX! - 90s & 00s Hip-Hop Party! 🔊 It’s time to pump, pump, pump it up! 💥 youtube.com/watch?v=V8Iuci… #HipHopMix #ThrowbackParty #90sHipHop #2000sHipHop #ClubBangers #OldSchoolVibes #HousePartyMix #HipHop

Where's my rollerskaters at? 🛼 - I just did a 2 hour, #Rollerskating #Funk and #Disco mix! youtu.be/mjj7COqR2X0?si…

This is brilliant.

Banksy: *graffitis hundreds of political slogans all over the world for over 25 years* Police: *silence* Banksy: *criticises crackdown on anti-genocide activists* Police: *launch investigation* Can you see how terrified they are of Palestinian liberation?

As somebody who bought two pairs of the NIKE SB Nyjah 3s, the new 4's look like you've just been standing about in a shallow pool of cum