Live every moment as if it were just one of two and a half billion moments you'll have in your life. Seriously, pace yourself.

Man, don't tell me that a property has been "meticulously restored" when all the pictures show a Victorian built in 1892 with an open concept. Lies. I bet that ish had pocket doors, too.

PSA: those dockless scooters really suck for people with visual impairments and those who use wheelchairs. Thank you.

The captain of Afghanistan’s wheelchair basketball team has found a new home and a new club in Spain. Nilofar Bayat, who fled Afghanistan with the help of the Spanish government after the Taliban took over, will be living and playing in the city of Bilbao. apne.ws/omB2Etz

Me asking everyone I know if they're watching the Paralympics:

We’re proud to present the FIRST Women’s Para National Team w/ @ussoccer_ent! Know a player that might qualify (TBI, CP, Stroke)? Email [email protected] for info on joining the #USparaWNT player pool. This is just the start. #BreakingLimits #ADAPTandTHRIVE

New officemate moved in recently. Hoping they'll pitch in some with syllabus prep once they're settled in.

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3 presentations in as many days. 3 papers left to go. And grading...much grading. #endofsemestersprint

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Pointed (and effective) satire from The Onion. x.com/TheOnion/statu…

Fun fact: I do not like snapchat. Related: I may not be super young anymore.

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Bummer for Anders. Lyoto is on the way out, would've been a good win for the new guy. Brazil gonna Brazil though.

If it's a mental heath issue, what are we going to do to improve access to mental health services?

An important and pervasive issue in autism research. x.com/amcdphd/status…

Is anyone else confused by those car commercials where they fly someone's family out and hide them in the car?

I don't think I'll ever do roller derby, but just in case, I'd like to reserve the name "Assault Npepa".

Q: Should I get "It's on the syllabus" or "The instructions are on Blackboard" tatooed over my heart?

This evening a seven year old sang to me that he was "rolling down the street and sipping on lemon juice." So if you thought that you couldn't Kidz Bop Gin and Juice, how does it feel to be so, so wrong?