“John, do you see over there?” “The houses?” “Past the houses. And past the river behind them, all the way to those mountains on the horizon. Can you see that far?” “Yes.” “That’s where Yoko can fuck off to, John.”

Dope or Nope 🤔

GATES DESERVES WORSE

I agree with all of this, but there is no I am fighting a war for Israel, AGAIN.

Raccoons get a bad wrap, but they're just trying to survive in the Big City. Or a small town. Or your garbage cans. And f*ck your cat. Just doing what they have to do.

Yeah. Which do you think she uses most?

i have so many questions

Only in Texas do potholes have state pride🤣

A mountain lion walked right up to this dog at 2AM... sniffed him... and just left. That dog was so very fortunate and lucky. I don’t leave my dogs outside overnight for this very reason.

Mayor Karen Bass has a ridiculous meltdown following the ICE raid in Los Angeles outside of Gavin Newsom’s press conference on redistricting. Thank you ICE for doing this. Seeing Bass this upset is fantastic. It means that mass deportations are working.

A sub did this. Nobody needs a sandwich that powerful.

When Gavin Newsom finds himself wearing a Trump 2028 hat

This is the damage that an assault sub can do. Absolutely nobody needs to own one of these!

Telling my kids this is Harry Sisson.

Still secretly open, but you have to use the rear entrance

Early talking-point for the Monday 'news' shows.