Thank you sandy for my fairy frock. I donned it tonight n felt fab. Cheers for the good carma. Love ya

Yay massive waggons on tonight they are brill. Come n here some fab music

Thanks to every one for making tonight so fantastic. Especialy massive waggons. Brill as ever. Cheers

Appearing tonight. Top manchester band out on bail. Come n support them n have fun. Make it happen

Hay there don't forget its open mic nite. Kev doing it as I am away. Go say hi n have some fun

Omg. Pop slop in cyprus but its weLl cozy at 97 degrees n its dark. Tony in his element. Its babevill for a 12yr old

Turns out Giblets are not actually the Children of Gibraltar. Very very upset about this. Too upset.

"Be the Man Your Dog thinks You are." -Joe Kita

Oh yay I've just herd that robbie williams is on in cyprus next sat. Whoop

Disappointment is worse than sadness in my book.

Live by the foma that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.

@roger180868 whoop whoop sEe ya soon w

Its open mike nite peeps be rumbunshous n frivolous its the summertime come n have tipulas frivolitys with us. And beer

@roger180868 I got sun n good coffee n efes mummm. Hope you got yours mate

@roger180868 my pleasure mate. More prep next time. Save the skin hee hee. See ya in 6 days

Convinced a Badger that Cat-Flaps are actually a Portal to the Future. Yep. The Badger is Stuck in a Cat-Flap. I am in a Tree.

Yay cool band at the pub sat 1st dec. The crunched. Drummer from the band cathedral

Tonights band the fantastic mothers ruin. Classic rock at its best

Don't forget peps sunday night karaoke with clive. All the best rock through the ages to sing n impress your friends with from 8pm

HAy metal fans. Tonight metaleeka. And tomorrow the crunched mosh till ya drop