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All of us 16th-century folk watching you lot lose your mind over one measly plague:

A royal order from Her Grace, the Queen Mary of Scots: Wash your fucking hands. In solidarity, Marie R.

We hope you are staying open to essential travel. All of my family, friends and political allies are cracking thereunder as we speak!

Our support and gratitude go to SNBTS-Scottish National Blood Transfusion Service during this time. They are one of many amazing Scottish organizations fighting COVID-19, and they deserve your help. Please, if you can, give blood, financial resources or time to this amazing, hard-working organization. #CombatCOVID

So incredibly proud of the people of Scotland, and Britain in general, in responding to this crisis. The financial, personal, and energy sacrifices are tremendous, but nemo me impune lacessit - even a virus. #VanquishCOVID #TheEnemyattheGates

Day 5 of self-quarantine: 1. I forgot which of the Four Maries is which. 2. I inadvertently declared war on a tree stump, and 3. My blood has now been entirely replaced with red wine. Next up, the Social Distance Ball - only the best two-metre flirts allowed! #PleaseKillMe

@Bordersjourneys AnneBoleyn Royal Stuart Society Stewart Society Mary's Footsteps Mary Queen of Scots Mary, Queen of Scots Mary's Meanders Scottish Tours catherine m-s @KarinTours Kim Kjaerside ❤️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 CHRISTINE WOODCOCK Her nephew & niece, the King and Queen of Naples were also direct descendants of Mary. At the dress rehearsal of Donizetti’s Maria Stuarda, the Queen allegedly fainted as the singer playing her ancestress was led to her execution. The opera was taken off the playbill & banned!

Me, a Stuart, when I see "Jacobite" trending:

If you are having problems with your husband, I recommend several tonnes of gunpowder and a fuse. It will take care of that pesky husband faster than you can say "Wait, am I on trial for murder?"

I HAVE TRAINED FOR THIS MOMENT! If they stand in a circle, they form a hexagon with the furthest people 4m apart. I think the most efficient way to have six heads at least 2m apart is to form an octahedron. A ladder may be required, but max distance is 2.8m. Hope that helps!

The fascinating artefact is expected to fetch over a quarter of a million pounds Christie's tatler.com/article/mary-q…

And all this time they said that good taste is priceless!

Friendly royal reminder: It costs absolutely nothing to not be racist, and it costs almost nothing to be actively anti-racist. Not to mention that someday we have to convince God to let us into Heaven. So, just make it easy for yourself. #DoTheRightThing

Me: What a lovely day to relax, talk to some friends, and really en- Twitter: Or you could see all 500 of the racist memes being shared by people you thought were your friends.

That is somehow slightly reassuring and infinitely worse at the same time. Let me know if I need to send in the Maries for a "reconditioning". Marie R.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 1 Aug 2009 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 1 Aug 2009 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 1 Aug 2009 (via Twi Age 🥳).