if one Funyuns leaves dallas, tx at 80 mph and another leaves a gas station on Route 1 in stuart, florida at 20 mph how soon will they meet

Whatever your life’s purpose is…tear it up

Only the chosen one may turn the stone to rings

describe the worst date you’ve ever been on

oh yeah you’re a Funyuns fan? name every Funyuns fact

me: I love Funyuns girl with septum piercing: it didn’t even hurt tbh

Really gonna need these buzz boys to bee-have

we love onion milk

please stop printing out our posts and stapling them to telephone poles

yearning consumes him

Peeling back the layers of onion-flavor #photodump

When you say you want Funyuns

what’s the worst that could happen (I run out of Funyuns) ((despair))

MOMMY!!!!!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

drink up, fellas

what if I had other dreams

stop by the Funyuns lemonade stand

you come across this on your nighttime stroll what would you do?

i have the only onion on the road

what's wrong babe you haven't touched your onion colada