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Phil X

@therealphilx

lead singer/ guitar player for THE DRILLS. oh yeah... I also play in a band called BON F@CKING JOVI!

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linkhttp://www.philx.tv calendar_today03-08-2009 22:43:40

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landing in cincinnati late last night. that's what you call 2 "happy to be here"s bookending a "what day is it???" instagram.com/p/CkQ2jcxrbSz/…

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is it just me or a setting on my iphone 13 max pro that's just taking shitty photos?? like you zoom in & it's blurry as fak. & if a clearer version is in the cloud to keep more hd space on my phone, how do i access that??

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dude, it's called an indicator light. not a permission light. i'm TELLING you i'm coming into the lane, not asking. #smileandwave when you #getthefinger

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it's funny to me how many comments on this vid are like "wrong guitar", "doesn't sound right on a gibson".... etc. first of all judging by a phone recording & 2ndly giving away that they don't know shit. youtu.be/x56kO6NWLGs

it's funny to me how many comments on this vid are like "wrong guitar", "doesn't sound right on a gibson".... etc.  first of all judging by a phone recording & 2ndly giving away that they don't know shit.  youtu.be/x56kO6NWLGs
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ok... took my daughter to see Barbie yesterday. there was some stuff that was SO NOT 7 year old appropriate but man.... i am NOT afraid to admit i haven't laughed out loud that many times in a theater in a LONG TIME!!

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wives: "the house cleaners are coming. help me tidy up". not-so-smart hubbies, "what the fuck for. that's LITERALLY their job". smart hubbies, "i got the laundry room."

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the health dept of the entire world broadcasts a new fact that eating a jar of this a day is amazing for every organ of your body, blood flow, brain function AND helps you lose weight. which would you pick? peanut butter or ice cream.

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"X what do you want for breakfast?" - "bacon eggs & toast". me making/timing everything so it's all done & hot at the same time & say, "come eat, it's gonna get cold". later.... "you didn't touch the eggs?" - "they got cold". why don't they have a pulling-my-hair-out emoji?

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when you really want granola, pour a bowl of granola, realize you're out of coconut milk, your eyes go from milk to cold pressed coffee in the fridge back & forth for 30 seconds & you pick the coffee. AND LIKE IT!!! 👍🏻

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my son (who is 10), says, "hey dad can we go to a movie?" i tell him i think he's seen everything & ask what he wants to see. he replies, "'Fly Me to the Moon' with Channing Tatum looks survivable". "SURVIVABLE". that's AWESOME.

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ok.... ever catch yourself taking a whiz & stop midstream to hear the solo in the song? (first time for me) Def Leppard 'Rock Brigade' i remember hearing that solo when i was a kid & freaking out.

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my son is 11 & when it comes to music, "Parental Advidory" warnings are already a thing of the past. he can listen, he's just not aloud to repeat.