"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?" me :

“How do I fit this in my banner” SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Real water drinkers know that room temperature water is the best.

Cats out of the bag. I am VOYD

I never seen a more accurate tweet

Don’t believe him

UK heavy metal band Sleep Token has been announced as the performer for the Super Bowl Half-Time show, taking place in February 2026, following this years performance by rapper Kendrick Lamar. Learn more at link in bio.

If I have to make an account of some sorts to play a game

The Dallas cowboys DJ did this exact same thing to me because I worked at a bar… now he sucks lol

I hear a lot about people having ghost producers but what about people who ghost produce?

retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI

Sick

Saying motion picture instead of Picture

I have this idea for a movie where it tells a story of a couple who is falling in love, but it shows both sides of their relationship and one of them is scared to fall in love and the other is excited to fall in love, but they are both filmed in different ways

IM SCREAMING

I’m sure saying “BadBye” instead of “goodbye” is sadder