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Roqwell (Grolder Goat)

@theroqwell

Goat loving video game nerd going through life making theatre and doing some art. Always down to meet new friends and have fun playing some games together!

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linkhttps://www.twitch.tv/roq_well calendar_today05-03-2020 22:33:28

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Feels like my leg is gaslighting me. I send the mental command to lift it, I feel the muscles tense to lift it, by all accounts I should be able to lift my leg.. But it don't move. Don't even feel pain, just a refusal to move. It's weird.🤨

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Well. The ER x-ray didn't catch it but the MRI sure did. Knee is fractured. Looking at 4 weeks of crutches and 5-6 weeks of physical therapy. All because of one game of musical changed and one big bodacious booty falling on me. 😥

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The cruel irony of the L stick on my Switch being broken so I can't push it in, which you need to dash in Pokemon Legends: Arceus. Now I can't run in real life AND virtual life.

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I fucking hate our vet now. Put our chihuahua under anesthetic to get her teeth cleaned and she's dead. Our dog is fuckin' dead. Put a tiny dog under too much anestesia and now we've lost her.

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Do you know how old Prada was? Three. Three fucking years old and the vet anesthesia her to death. I am so livid and depressed. My dad came home sobbing.. My mom is unconsoleable.. Day after Easter.

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The absolute irony of rushing your cat to the emergency vet because they were huffing lily pollen.. Lilies which you got from the vet because your dog died. ... They're confident he'll be fine but the irony is just.. Insane.

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My vets are good vets. Good keepers. Had to take our cat in for huffing lilies the vets accidentally sent us and they charged us nothing for his car. Andante got to spend three days being tended to and they didn't want a penny for it.

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Drew an old cat shaman lady who was blessed with 9* lives but cursed to feel nothing. She cannot feel pain, yet, this does not stop her from being the best grandmother to her dozens of grandbabies! Her bag of holding contains endless amounts of sweets and treats!

Drew an old cat shaman lady who was blessed with 9* lives but cursed to feel nothing. She cannot feel pain, yet, this does not stop her from being the best grandmother to her dozens of grandbabies! Her bag of holding contains endless amounts of sweets and treats!
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Who would've thought the first time I made shepherds pie it would be a vegan version! Huge hit for everyone.. Almost none left.. Also beans! 😁

Who would've thought the first time I made shepherds pie it would be a vegan version! Huge hit for everyone.. Almost none left.. Also beans! 😁
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Two help my mother get closure and to never forget our lil chihuahua.. Made her this framed photo. Our lil Prada.. May she rest peacefully.

Two help my mother get closure and to never forget our lil chihuahua.. Made her this framed photo. Our lil Prada.. May she rest peacefully.
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According to my boss I have a "broken ankle" due to "physical contact musical chairs" and should be able to walk right now. I would be upset if I didn't find his diagnosis so hilarious and contradictory to what I've told him.

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We got a mew dog, Mr. Bean! Need to crate at night because not fully housebroken.. I didn't realize until hours later but.. My mother didn't check the crate before shoving Mr. Bean in there.

We got a mew dog, Mr. Bean! Need to crate at night because not fully housebroken.. I didn't realize until hours later but.. My mother didn't check the crate before shoving Mr. Bean in there.
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Sometimes life is so bad you just have to laugh. Still doing physical therapy for my knee so I can walk, mother desperately needs surgery because she's turning yellow, and now I'm waiting outside urgent care for my best friend who blew out his back. If I don't laugh I'll cry!

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Just a reminder that even though I’m back in Canada, the #GirlsGankSquad The Breast Cancer Research Foundation Charity Tournament is still happening. You can catch the games tomorrow at 12 PM PT on my channel, as well as Robb Parris SOTO 🇵🇷 and Erin channels. Donate here: donate.tiltify.com/@jazzalene/ggs…

Just a reminder that even though I’m back in Canada, the #GirlsGankSquad <a href="/BCRFcure/">The Breast Cancer Research Foundation</a> Charity Tournament is still happening. You can catch the games tomorrow at 12 PM PT on my channel, as well as <a href="/RobbParris/">Robb Parris</a> <a href="/GOONGGWP/">SOTO 🇵🇷</a> and <a href="/Duudettes/">Erin</a> channels. 

Donate here: donate.tiltify.com/@jazzalene/ggs…
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Announcing a 27 hour subathon birthday stream starting Oct. 6th at 9:00 PM EST... with a WHEEL! Sub for spins, and I'll play what it lands on! Gonna play as many as I can before the streams over! Excited to see y'all there whether it's for the wheel or just to hang out~!

Announcing a 27 hour subathon birthday stream starting Oct. 6th at 9:00 PM EST... with a WHEEL! Sub for spins, and I'll play what it lands on! Gonna play as many as I can before the streams over!

Excited to see y'all there whether it's for the wheel or just to hang out~!
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The only crime about having online friends is that I can't take you all out to a bombin' local joint and hug y'all under the stars.