Kobbie. Mainoo.

telling the song to “shut up” right before you skip it >>

📲 Roy Keane on Instagram: “DM us if you’re looking to hire a manager.”

Ohhhhh my god u never liked oasis? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite damon albarn

woeful

Started in Spain, made in Manchester, loving it in Italy 💜

Top 5 greatest of all time

Rúben Amorim's Sporting side just scored three goals against MCFC in 11 minutes and lead 3-1.

me liking every tweet about Gary Barlow’s gigantic son

Love this idea of people signing to say who should run the country. Maybe we should do it on a bigger scale every 4 or 5 years, sort of Greek themed, and people debate their ideas before signing? Just an idea. Might not catch on.

An underrated feeling is when you meet someone, and you realize you have a mutual friend, so you take a picture together and send it to that friend with no context. What a rush!

🚨 Diego Simeone: “To anyone here: raise your hand if you saw that Julián touched the ball twice in the penalty. Come on! And? Ready? Nobody raises theirs. Another question”. “I’ve never seen VAR call to review a penalty in a shootout”.

Salmon:

Man Utd have reached five cup finals in the last five seasons 🏆

“you let your cat on the bed??” i would put her on my Life Insurance

i love how jeff bezos and lauren sánchez have no real friends. like why are you inviting sydney sweeney and ellie goulding to your 200 person wedding

Ok who can get me tickets