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Calling it now, this England reeks of the Capello era. Not going to get my hopes up.

My mate's mum had her sky settings to record Jeremy Kyle, This Morning and Loose Women so she could watch them in the evening... I think about this all the time.

Your timely reminder that Obama negotiated a great deal with Iran (JCPOA) which halted its nuclear program in its tracks. Trump ENDED that deal (in 2018). Iran then resumed enriching Uranium and now here we are with another preventable war on our hands.

There's a guy on my street who I've seen on multiple occasions sitting in his front garden eating raw sausages. Anyway he's just put up a reform UK sticker up on his window.

Tryna find your phone on the floor of Welly Club in Hull while your bestie makes sure you don't get lost:

Me answering the door to Amazon on this glorious 27c day

Yer fella highlights passages in Steven Bartlett books and posts them on Instagram

Benjamin Netanyahu bombed Iran, held a press conference, and then fled to Greece. He probably knew that the Iranians were going to hit Tel Aviv.

Have you got any nice plans this summer? Me:

Showing the guy at the deli counter a picture of Tony Soprano and saying "can you make me look like that?"

Decline

No one: Your dad answering the door to your mate when it's 30c:

I went to Blank Street Coffee for the first time and this was the vibe:

Recreate Glastonbury at home by inviting the worst person you know over to take ket in your garden and burn £1000 in cash

Just re-watching 28 Days Later for the first time in years. It still stuns me how with a budget of only 8mil Danny Boyle managed to burn down the whole of Manchester for this shot:

Just seen someone eating a McDonalds in Costa

I've just witnessed someone use the phrase "What the hellie!" in real life

Starting a food blog for places to go by yourself called: You're Born Alone, You Dine Alone

San Sebastian Booked ✈️🇪🇸