This is what a REAL scientific breakthough looks like Not that Tylenol stuff

Sleep with dogs, wake up with fleas.

In these hero fantasies of theirs, they’re never protecting us from bears.

Wait this looks like a responsible health statement coming out of the US I'd forgotten they existed

First, he died in a mountain biking accident. You are a truly terrible person for implying his tragic death had anything to do with vaccines. cbc.ca/news/canada/ed… Second, he’s not your colleague. HE was a practicing physician. YOU lost your medical license years ago.

Republican bots are getting sloppy again

The government is shutdown, but the House refuses to go back in session. Why are we in recess? Because the day we go back into session, I have 218 votes for the discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the Epstein files. Speaker Mike Johnson doesn’t want that to be the news.

BREAKING: Liberal South Carolina Judge Diane Goodstein's home is burning to the ground after an explosion. SLED is investigation as arson and refer attack as Judge Goodstein had been receiving multiple threats. Her husband, a former state senator is in the hospital.

Richard Hanania I think about my cousin who beat up his pregnant gf and stalked/threatened her for years, he is now trying to join ICE. These are the types of people they are intentionally recruiting

“Sir, there’s been some misunderstanding. We were told Godzilla was attacking the streets. This is clearly Reptar and he is twerking.”

I have never in my life seen anything like what is going on between the Broadview police force and ICE. These federal agents just do not give a shit about any kind of back the blue solidarity. Gas, verbal abuse, time wasting.

An unreal number of MAGA influencers are falling for this fake TPUSA Super Bowl half time show flyer that promises a “guest appearance from Measles.”

There's gonna be another pandemic You heard it here first

Two weeks ago, a federal judge opined whether noncitizens in the U.S. have the same First Amendment rights as citizens. “The court answers this question unequivocally, ‘yes, they do.’”

whoa hitler stuff in the young republican chats?? no way.

Worm-for-brain's math ain't mathing here.

This bitch used chemo to cure her own cancer btw

Super cool how this didn't involve releasing the Epstein files.

Loser is triggered by leggings, news at eleven.

Docket dive: Seems someone is testing something in PACER. Or Ernest Hemingway and Jesse James were arrested on October 2 and presented in the SDNY Mag court today. Only they weren't - Inner City Press was there, it was two days with crack and guns in a car. Hmm