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Chatur Modiji

Modiji coming in to bat in the 20th over and hitting a few sixes to take the score to 250.

If the radiation leak story near Kirana Hills is true, then the next MCU universe of superheroes may emerge from Pakistan.

LOL

JUST IN: Shahbaz Sharif tries to copy PM Modi by doing a photo-op at the nearest Pak airbase; falls into the crater on the runway

Sources: Pakistan decided to return him asap after he kept asking his captors if the tea was fantastic between hysteric fits of laughter.

He should totally be given permission. Let him continue to dig the political grave of Congress

RJD must be shitting bricks.

Evidence & sources: 1. Damien Symon Damien Symon _, a globally recognized independent OSINT (Open-Source Intelligence) expert, used satellite imagery to dismantle propaganda from Pakistan and China. His findings revealed the destruction of vital Pakistani airbases, along with

Sources say that BSF Jawan Purnam Kumar Shahu asked the Pakistanis while being released *“मोदी जी को कुछ कहना है क्या ?”*

'Bunker Marshal' would have been a more appropriate promotion for Asim Munir instead of 'Field Marshal'

6-12 months is the time required for Pakistan to build a really strong bunker for Field Bunker Marshal Asim Munir

JUST IN: Field Marshal Asim Munir expected to promote himself to Batman Marshal after the next ass whipping from India

On the contrary, India will be the one cutting off Pakistan Punjab's breath when our farmers en masse light their farms on fire in October

Indian farmers: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

The top-end variant with the sun-roof

Rajat Patidar: All credit to Indian armed forces for bashing Pakistan in 3 days and getting them to beg for ceasefire so that IPL could be un-cancelled and we could win #RCB

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