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The first ever Oregon Celtic Fest kicks off tomorrow!!! Catch me on stage Friday and Sunday or stop by my booth all weekend. Now I just have to decide what I'm going to wear...🤔😅

Oregon Celtic Fest was a blast! In case you missed me, I'll see you this weekend for CouveCon 24 at Vancouver Mall! #KeepVancouverWeird 📸: Todd Smith

On Monday, I delivered Oven and Shaker pizza on stage at 'Portland is Possible', a mayoral debate/showcase hosted by XRAY.fm. 🍕The toppings were decided by the audience to help illustrate the concept of rank choice voting. Hopefully the results were tasty and uncontested. #PDX

Get your Holiday Unipiper Selfie tonight! 🎅 We're celebrating the work of Chris Willis with the release of Santa Clones Winter Warmer🍺, the latest in the Weird Portland United x GiganticBrewing collab from 3-10pm (I'm there 5-6). #PDX #Portland #pdxevents #Beer

Who's ready for Thanksgiving!? ✋ Thanksgiving Weekend is almost here! Check out our huge list of Thanksgiving weekend events! ---> pdxpipeline.com/6zvm [The Unipiper on Burnside Bridge]

Thanksgiving weekend is here! See our huge list of Weekend Events & Giveaways ($2,150+) ----> pdxpipeline.com/weekend/ [The Unipiper on Burnside Bridge]

🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏁Don't miss Portland's shortest race for the world's smallest park, happening tomorrow, at Mill Ends!🌈 It's a 0.15k dash to Paddy's to celebrate the release of Mill Ends Irish Red, the latest collab between GiganticBrewing and Weird Portland United. #pdx #portland #beer

MICHIGAN!!! I'm coming to your state for the first time EVER in just one week for the 50th Annual Clare Area Chamber Irish Festival. 🍀 I'm told that Clare is right here in the middle of the state. (that's how you do this, right? 🤚) See you on 3/15! #stpaddys #luckoftheirish 🎶

.Dunkin' I don't think that means what you think it means... 😶🩸🩲

Yesterday, I helped the Abernethy Bike Bus Bus close out the school year in style and it was GLORIOUS! Oh, and NBD, but did I mention @KateeSackhoff was in attendance??? 🚴 🔥 #ThisIsTheWay #SchoolIsCool #SoSayWeAll #pdx #portland

Imagine my joy and surprise when I learned Katee Sackhoff was going to be helping out with the Abernethy Bike Bus this Wed!! Thank you Katee for making it an out of this world experience for everyone! 🚀#ThisIsTheWay #SoSayWeAll

This Wednesday was next-level awesome. I got to join the Abernathy Bike Bus — and WOW. The kids crushed it, the teachers and organizers were incredible, and the energy? Pure joy. Portland’s biking community is no joke — some days it honestly feels like bikes outnumber cars. And

Here's a look back at @Fox12Oregon's coverage of the recent @pdxRoseFestival Starlight Parade ⭐💡. Believe me, I felt all 4 miles of that parade, too. When you're busy making circles in the street, a 2 mile parade can quickly become 8 miles! 😂 #portland #pdx #starlightparade

My really good friend T.werk surprised me for my birthday with a #Unipiper commission from #GarbagePailKids artist Floydman Sumner and, wow. ❤️ Well done, Floydman! 👏Now if I dressed up like this, would it count as cosplaying myself? 🤔#keepportlandweird #pdx

I was beyond thrilled to receive honorary knighthood at this year's Portland Rose Festival by Portland's very own Royal Rosarians. I, Sir Knight Unipiper, look forward to many years of faithful service to the Queen of Rosaria and her realm. 🗡️🩸🌹#RCTID #PDX #portland

I was very fortunate to stand alongside and share knighthood with some dear friends and true Portland royalty. Lots of love to Terry Currier of @MusicMillennium, Ben Love of GiganticBrewing, and of course, Kevin Cook. ❤️ Thank you all for making #Portland what it is. #pdx

Today is the last day to vote in Willamette Week's 2025 Best of Portland Poll and I'd surely appreciate your support! Show the world Portland loves their friendly neighborhood Unipiper! ✌️❤️bop.wweek.com/people/best-lo…

This. This right here is what keeps me going. ❤️ Abernethy Bike Bus #portland #pdx

Clearly, I see a new padawan..so, Ewan McGregor is learning to play #bagpipes and ride #unicycle, and is aware of the Unipiper. Ewan, if you are reading this, you have a standing offer for some free lessons. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now, I am the master. 😂

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