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**Incoming Thanksgiving joke** hey TURKEYS, come get STUFFED by catching Vital Stats at unionfirehouse 11/27, Broken Goblet Beer 11/29, and milkboyphilly 11/30! “White meat...aaaaand dark meat...TAKE IT AWAY!… instagram.com/p/B5IXW7KDHRj/…

come boogie at all these shows! 11/27: unionfirehouse 11/29: Broken Goblet Beer 11/30: milkboyphilly instagram.com/p/B5WB6fdjBVr/…

Hark! Do I hear MORE SHOWS on the horizon?!? MAIS OUI! Thanks to all who came out last night, and to those who didn’t, you can catch Vital Stats at an all-night rager at Broken Goblet Beer tomorrow, and… instagram.com/p/B5aWa87j2Ax/…

Some have described Vital Stats shows as “masturbatory” (some = me) so if you wanna come catch five jerks, come down to Broken Goblet Beer this BLACQUES FRIDAY (tonight). Be sure to take a baby aspirin, to reduce… instagram.com/p/B5c_mcNDVSw/…

come get your second helping of daddy time at Broken Goblet Beer! 📸: Phillip Lebowitz @ Broken Goblet Brewing instagram.com/p/B5dwmegjJNt/…

AS-IS FEST | F E B 21 | scottishriteauditorium #ASISFEST @ Scottish Rite Auditorium instagram.com/p/B8AbS3xDuhP/…

AS-IS FEST | F E B 21 | scottishriteauditorium #ASISFEST @ Scottish Rite Auditorium instagram.com/p/B8NMtNMpw5y/…

AS-IS FEST | F E B 21 | scottishriteauditorium goodnight lights | RETROGLYPHS | mageworkspro #ASISFEST @ Collingswood, New Jersey instagram.com/p/B8UHdksDHOX/…

AS-IS FEST | F E B 21 | scottishriteauditorium goodnight lights | RETROGLYPHS | mageworkspro #ASISFEST @ Collingswood, New Jersey instagram.com/p/B8W4En8jujU/…

AS-IS FEST | F E B 21 | scottishriteauditorium goodnight lights | RETROGLYPHS | mageworkspro #ASISFEST @ Collingswood, New Jersey instagram.com/p/B8cYaNcDZ5a/…

AS-IS FEST | F E B 21 | scottishriteauditorium goodnight lights | RETROGLYPHS | mageworkspro #ASISFEST @ Collingswood, New Jersey instagram.com/p/B8e7uLkDO66/…

AS-IS FEST | F E B 21 | scottishriteauditorium goodnight lights | RETROGLYPHS | mageworkspro #ASISFEST @ Collingswood, New Jersey instagram.com/p/B8udT9OjF3j/…

TONIGHT! AS-IS FEST | scottishriteauditorium goodnight lights | RETROGLYPHS | mageworkspro #ASISFEST @ Collingswood, New Jersey instagram.com/p/B816Roep3wg/…

Thought we were gone?! Well lemme CLAIRE-IFY something...Vital Stats is not only HERE, but we are releasing our first single in forevz, “SUMMER MORNING LOVE”, available on iTunes, Spotify, EVERYWHERE July 31!… instagram.com/p/CC9NLS-jcgR/…

In exactly one week, you will be able to buy, stream, whatever, “Summer Morning Love”, the first squirt of creamy filling from the chocolate e-CLAIRE that is our next album! YUMMA YUMMA YUMMA! #philly #philadelphia… instagram.com/p/CDDBKeAD_Dj/…

‘Scuse me while I WHIP THIS OUT! SUMMER MORNING LOVE, our latest release, is now available on iTunes, Spotify, and all the other streaming services! So, take a moment and let the relief wash over your ears in an… instagram.com/p/CDTzZmDDBkM/…

New single “Summer Morning Love” is OUT and ABOUT...to make you (ice) cream in yer britches! Link in bio, and on Spotify, iTunes, Youtube, ALL OF ‘EM! JEEZ LOUISE AND BEEZ AND DISEASE! instagram.com/p/CDZO-7sjXlz/…

SUMMER MORNING LOVE instagram.com/p/CDb7ksvjcFU/…

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