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I would write a mermaid romance while I'm here at the beach house, but I still haven't figured out the logistics of how that actually works

Might be a "read by the water" rather than a "go in the water" day, but either way, it's a beach day! Good morning!

Is the kitchen the most dangerous room in the lodge? Find out in this week's audio episode!

I wasn't sure if I was going to go in the water today with the kids since it's not super hot out, but then my father showed up and went right in, and I will not be outdone by people in their 80s 😂

Mr. Landen says hello as he joins in my ✨️AESTHETIC✨️

Today's winner of "oops, I haven't promoted this one in a while, but people are reading it anyway, yay" is Rebel in Chains! Who's up for some BDSM in space?

hello dinner

Before you fall in love with me, know that I did a TERRIBLE job with my sunscreen today and I am currently quite blotchy.

First they emailed me, addressing me by a name that is nowhere even close to mine. Then five minutes later, they emailed me again, but misspelled both my name AND theirs. Yeah, sure, take all my money, this is totally legit.

I'm getting these copycat authors following on the daily now. If you have author friends not on here, please encourage them to get a placeholder account with a pinned message saying, "I don't maintain a presence on here. Other accounts will be impersonating me."

It's rainy up at the beach house, but we still might be able to squeeze in some swimming later today. 😄 Good morning!

Time to get stuffed! There's a Stuff Your Kindle event going on, this time featuring sci-fi and dystopian stories available on sale or for free!

I love coffee on vacation just as much as I do at home, just letting you know

I used to not eat raw oysters because many places post warnings about how it could be risky for people on immunosuppressants, but then someone pointed out to me that I've been eating sushi for decades, so $1.50 OYSTERS TONIGHT WOOO

Shoutout to the cute little touristy shop that marketed tiny leatherbound notebooks with metal locks as "fairy journals," as the kids each got one and I am tempted as well.

My dad ordered doubles of everything I have had a lot of oysters and tequila wooo

I've leaned into being trashed and am listening to my dad's Florida ladyfriend lament her daughter's dating prospects on speaker phone and offering commentary

I LOVE EDI SO MUCH just letting everyone know whilst imma little tipsy

We want either the daughter to move to NY or my BIL to move to Florida to hook them up, but my dad said my BIL has to regrow the hair on his head and shave his beard, and I'm like nooooo, some people are into the lumberjack look, he needs to get into romancelandia

i have a book for that EYOOOOO