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This story of how one dog developed a fake limp will make your heart burst with joy. Meet Fletcher the kindest boy ever… (1/7) 🧵

How on earth did these people reach senior positions? The levels of incompetence would be funny if the impact on our environment wasn’t tragic. #ThamesWaterInsideTheCrisis

Coopie Bastard Exclusive , explosive new footage of Penelope Keith escaping across the grassy knoll .

Penelope Keith is helped to escape from the Book Depository by two unknown accomplices

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Americans are going to have to eat their own cheeses. Trust me, they’ll crack first.

When you lied on your resume to get the job.

This is Shadow. He forgot to put on his parking brakes. 12/10 we’ve all been there

Milei looks like a 70’s Welshman who passed out drunk on his nephew’s stag do in Brynamman RFC & mysteriously woke up in the Vatican

Lili’s first election. #LocalElections2025 #dogsatpollingstations

That composition from Diana was beautiful. I was OK until the camera cut to her spaniel, looking proud of her. Now, I’m in pieces and I’ve given myself a headache. #ThePiano

A comedian asked an audience member to come up on stage and tell a joke. This is so funny. 😂

Most people think you need to fly to Disneyland to feel like you’re in a fairytale. Wrong. Here are 20 real places that look like they were built for storybooks….thread 🧵

We now cross over to BBC Radio Derby.

It’s absolutely superb!

The dog thought that if he waited in line, he would get some ice cream. The store manager didn't want to disappoint the dog. God bless him!

This is shaping-up to be a Harry/Meghan Brooklyn/Nicola situation, isn’t it? George is going to leave prison and be estranged from his family…#thearchers

My tiny working class Grandma once wrote to Norman Tebbit challenging him about how her grandson was treated by the State when he “got on his bike” to look for work. He wrote an angry letter back. She replied & they just kept going on & on like a pair of incensed pen friends.

"During a company event at a Colplay concert I offered my head of HR a Murray Mint which she accepted. Whilst singing along to Yellow she accidentally swallowed the mint, and I was forced to perform the Heimlich maneuver just as the Jumbotron camera focused on us."