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we are currently as far away from christmas as possible

6,600 replies. 38 million views. 520,000+ likes. This? This is my biggest tweet of all time? I have no idea what works.

Sailboats on the Seine by Monet

As they say, a bad day for the ego is a good day for the soul

"I said to myself: 'What is life without leisure, or a chance to rest?'"

Trying to get stuff done while this judgmental face stares back at me all day

Just a small town churl Livin' in a lonely world he took the mid knight train going anywhere

Water buffalo across from the Nahr Bin Omar oilfield, Iraq, Basra (2022) Photographer Hussein Faleh

Me when I get my face trapped in a jar

Call me bishop because I am only gonna step in the shade

The winged alpaca (𝘓𝘢𝘮𝘢 𝘐𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘶𝘴) of the Nazca plateau. Biologists speculate that larger specimens of this breed were used to plan the ancient Nazca lines. Sadly, this species today is under ecological pressure due to airplane collisions and remote drone fights.

“So this is life.”

Me and my best friends on 𝕏 (the bots who are constantly DMing me about getting rich with crypto or finding passionate ladies online)

Me in heaven listening to the martyrs who died horrible deaths, waiting to tell them how I died playing Candy Crush at a red light that turned green

With a handful of songs in their heart and a lute for accompaniment, ‘Simon and Carbuncle’ entertained crowds of people in towns and cities throughout late medieval Europe - 15th century, BnF Français 2643, f. 72r