Her: I want to feel it in my gut Me: Heard you!

I'm happy I got money, now I can look as fly as my favorite high school drug dealer.

It's so hot, cause I deadass poured water into my ice cup.☀️🌡 🥵

When your watching Stranger Things and everything starts to add up

My neighbor is so gay. I don't even have straight homeless people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

I don't drink coffee or have money. He's a code from #TMobileTuesdays

You never know what you gonna see when you pick your head up on the train. I just saw a crackhead scratch and sniff her under titty

I'm on the train with smelly seafood and everybody is looking at me crazy, I smell like high tide pussy.

She's a 10, but she's your mom

To all my Intelligent toxic niggas, say we live in a matriarchy and walk away.

The government fail this country twice in one month

Instagram is down, I guess everyone is struggling to pay bills

I wake up in a heavy sweat thinking about all the Neopets that I forgot to feed for the last 15 years.

R Kelly is the definition of live long enough and become the villain

I miss being on twitter

I'm trying to find out, when Is the right time to get my dog her first brazilian.

I'm about to start asking for money in different cities... cause ya don't know me!

Ya not going like me when I stop acting humble..... hoe ass niggas

You think for alcoholic, 9/11 is a day they can't remember?

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