A little bit twisted but a whole lot of funny.

Nine years ago today. Oh, those were the days.

One more reason I can’t wait for 2021 to be over. Rest in peace, Betty White.

Gary Larson’s The Far Side nails it once again.

Thank you, Tom. #GOAT

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

UNHOLY CODE by Thomas Waite is now available! What a cool book to narrate. It's a technothriller and full of action. Women don't get to narrate many titles like this, and it was a special treat to be all kick a$$. audible.com/pd/Unholy-Code…

My publisher is offering one of my novels for only $2.49 in the Kindle store for the ENTIRE month of November. Not to be outdone, I’ve added three more at the same low price. amazon.com/Lethal-Code-La…

With Twitter self-immolating, this may be your last chance to learn about the great deals on my novels. Thanks Elon Musk amazon.com/Thomas-Waite/e…

Great time sailing Sarasota Bay.

11 years ago to the day, my first novel was published. For months, very few bought and read it. Then at the end of the year, and for some reason that still baffles me, it reached #1 in Amazon's Kindle store. Thanks to my readers then and now. You are all most appreciated.

Beautiful Sturgeon Moon over Cape Cod.

My sister is battling ALS and is a resident of the Leonard Florence Center for Living. I hope you’ll consider joining me in this fundraiser. Thank you. walkforliving.org/campaign/2023-…

First, Kindle Direct Publishing deleted my author account. Then after endless emails they “restored” it minus all of its contents - all my books, files, cover art, etc. They have no phone number and I cannot recover them. What do you think, my readers? The book Nazi has said no books for you!

As a thank you to my readers (and for my potential readers) I’ve dramatically slashed the price of three of my novels (Terminal Value, Shadowed, and Unholy Code). Just 99 cents for the Kindle version and $9.95 for the paperback. Enjoy!

On October 6, I'll be joining the ALS & MS Walk for Living to raise funds for the Leonard Florence Center, where my sister Martha is a resident. I hope you will join me in this worthy cause. Thank you! ow.ly/gnCb50Tqjz2

For a limited time, my Dylan Johnson thriller books Terminal Value and Shadowed will be on sale in the Kindle store for only 99 cents. Enjoy!

Pleased to be joining the Board of Directors of Suncoast Waterkeeper whose mission is to protect and restore the waters on Florida Suncoast for the benefit of all through community and stakeholder engagement, environmental monitoring, advocacy, and responsible legal action.