Billionaires shouldn't be on welfare. If the owners of large, profitable corporations won't pay workers a living wage, then we are going to tax them for 100% of the public assistance benefits their workers are forced to rely on.

Disappointed to hear @gibblertron refer to Plan B as an abortion drug on the 8/29 ep of Lara Sypniewski. It is NOT the same thing. The medication in England’s new law is misoprostol which is an abortiofacient. Plan B is levonorgestrel, a contraceptive

I've entered to win ten of Wine Spectator's Top 100 Wines of 2017! You can enter the #winespectatorcontest here: swee.ps/hMbDWopVo

Pensioner made hundreds of abusive 999 calls demanding lifts to BINGO dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6… Daniel Van Kirk #dumbpeopletown #dontcallmesir

“There’s a lot more older men with ponytails in Tucson.” —my mom’s keen observation

“new year, new me” me:

Leather bell bottoms and a Burberry pashmina. That is a LEWK, henny! #seeninvegas

I live for this. If you don’t get it, 🙋🏽‍♀️ goo.gl/images/C58eML

“I just keep thinking about him making out with his son.” — my husband, watching the Super Bowl #hauntedbytombrady

My work day isn’t complete until someone on the phone calls me Bethany. I must have a speech impediment.

I’m “my mom didn’t have me in a car seat on the way home from the hospital” years old

I present to you Carne Asada Karen

Little Women for adapted screenplay or ill cut a bitch #oscars x.com/florfilms/stat…

Senator Dumped Up to $1.7 Million of Stock After Reassuring Public About Coronavirus Preparedness propublica.org/article/senato…

Lessons learned today: 1. double check your online pizza order because artichokes are so close to anchovies 2. you can still taste anchovies even if you pick them off 3. Trav hates anchovies

Received my beloved dog’s ashes via drive-thru window. I guess that’s #Covidlife

Sincerely appreciate a company that knows how to practice service recovery. Great work, The Cosmopolitan ! We love coming back here.

My glorious AF wife Kathryn helped with my latest campaign video. Whatever the polls say we have to stay calm and resolute in this fight, giving whatever time, money and power we can. Get active to get out the vote TODAY. thelastweekends.org/doit #GOTV #createtheoutcome #VOTE

#NewProfilePic

I will NEVER not belly laugh at this, maybe the funniest thing to ever be put on television