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Incel Spin Class with Jordy ft. Jesse Kendall and Trent Dozier.

Special is live! youtu.be/Svual-PcOxE?si…

Chicago! I'm doing some comedy The iO Theater on June 7th at 6 pm and June 9th at 8pm! Come see some finely tuned bits and skits! Grab a ticket for either show here: linktr.ee/thirsttraptim

Burping while eating is releasing gas bubbles to feel less full. Farting while eating is you are at max capacity you absolute slob! Slow down or save the rest for later.

Normalize partying at Downtown Disney with your boys.

I spent $96 on Hinge roses last week and sent them all within 5 min. So far haven’t heard back from anyone but I know this is what it takes. As soon as I get paid this week, I’m excited up the ante to $200 and put myself out there once again! I’m destined to be deleted!!!

Anyone else accidentally spelling it "HOTTOTO" when singing it out loud?

I love this show! Can’t wait for everyone to see it in November 🚑

Hey CHICAGO! We're doing some unplugged and perved out live shows Oct. 3rd The iO Theater at 7:30 pm and then at 10 pm Logan Square Improv! Grab a tickets for either show here linktr.ee/improvisdead

Chicago! Doing 2 live shows on Thursday! 7:30pm | The iO Theater 10pm | Logan Square Improv Tix: linktr.ee/improvisdead

The music video for my new song "anything you want" is out today! directed by Conor Sullivan, DP by daniel clark & edited by anthony tocchio feat. kristen studard Joe Kwaczala @joemcadam Joe Rumrill Lisa & more :)

Wouldn’t let this pervert sleep anywhere near my dog.

Sucks that I can wake up from a beautiful, tragic, life changing dream knowing that it’s meaningless and only happened because I ate red sauce the night before.

This one’s for all the spooky girlies this spooky season based on the spooky witches getting down in the 2015 spooky movie The Witch.

All my cousins banging on the bathroom door 40 minutes after dinner, shit filling up their pants. My legs are asleep, my ass cheeks are red and I'm 30 minutes into a perfect Balatro run on my phone. I can't stop now. I won't stop now.

Not sure if gingers have souls but I know that if we kill someone in a dream they die in real life.

*Me using a vacuum my mom has had and used her entire life* My mom: oh my god what is that noise!?

Seeing things clearly now.

Trying out stand up for the first time