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Timothy Knapman

@timothyknapman

A writer of children's books, plays, musicals, songs and jokes, Timothy Knapman is available in a range of colours and is washable

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David Yelland (@davidyelland) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It is worth watching the full Union debate Charlie Kirk had with rather brilliant opponents who have not celebrated his brutal and terrible murder.

Harry Eccles (@heccles94) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Elon Musk is yet again inciting violence on the streets of Britain. He is deluded and dangerous. He needs to keep out of British Politics. RT if you agree!

Harry Eccles (@heccles94) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Danny Kruger defects, demonstrating the Dunning Kruger Effect... Here he is lambasting his new party. Don't RT, it might be embarrassing for him

Protect Kamala Harris ✊ (@disavowtrump20) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is Craig Erwich, the President of ABC Entertainment. He has the power to put Jimmy Kimmel back on air. RETWEET to demand ABC News reinstate Jimmy Kimmel!

This is Craig Erwich, the President of ABC Entertainment. He has the power to put Jimmy Kimmel back on air.

RETWEET to demand <a href="/ABC/">ABC News</a> reinstate Jimmy Kimmel!
Marina Purkiss (@marinapurkiss) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Farage’s plan to scrap indefinite leave could collapse the NHS… Which would be incredibly good news for someone wanting us to move to an ‘insurance based system’ FYI the average American pays £480 per month for private healthcare Please wake up folks.

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Start your engines for a BRAND NEW countdown adventure! The sequel to the award winning TEN WHIZZY RACERS: CHAOS AT CRACKLING CREEK by me and Richard Merritt is out TOMORROW from Ladybird Books

Start your engines for a BRAND NEW countdown adventure! The sequel to the award winning TEN WHIZZY RACERS: CHAOS AT CRACKLING CREEK by me and Richard Merritt is out TOMORROW from <a href="/ladybirdbooks/">Ladybird Books</a>
Glenntwts (@glenntwts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Farage: " They're eating the swans ..." Royal Parks Authority: "No they're not" Police: "That's news to us" Thirty percent of Brits are dangerously gullible and Farage knows how to exploit them.

Farage: " They're eating the swans ..."

Royal Parks Authority: "No they're not"
Police: "That's news to us" 

Thirty percent of Brits are dangerously gullible and Farage knows how to exploit them.
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New book klaxon. The TEN WHIZZY RACERS are back with a new counting book that’s packed with vehicles - and hilarious mayhem! FROSTY FALLS FRENZY by me and Richard Merritt is out today from Ladybird Books

New book klaxon. The TEN WHIZZY RACERS are back with a new counting book that’s packed with vehicles - and hilarious mayhem! FROSTY FALLS FRENZY by me and Richard Merritt is out today from <a href="/ladybirdbooks/">Ladybird Books</a>
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❄️❄️We're collecting warm, winter-proof coats for adults and children to give to WrapUp London. You can drop coats at St Mark's Surbiton during office hours, Tuesday to Friday, & on Saturdays from 4 October between 12.30 & 14.30. Please help others stay warm over the winter.❄️❄️

The Secret Barrister 🦋 (@barristersecret) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is a lie. There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years. But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.

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Well this is a turn up for the (picture) books. DINOSAURS IN THE SUPERMARKET by me and Sarah Warburton is being republished by Scholastic UK next January. Here’s a sneak peek of the eye-catching new cover. How many naughty dinosaurs will you spot?

Well this is a turn up for the (picture) books. DINOSAURS IN THE SUPERMARKET by me and <a href="/SarahWarbie/">Sarah Warburton</a> is being republished by <a href="/scholasticuk/">Scholastic UK</a> next January. Here’s a sneak peek of the eye-catching new cover. How many naughty dinosaurs will you spot?
St Andrew & St Marks (@surbiton_church) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🩵🧥❄️We're collecting warm, weatherproof winter coats for adults and children at St Mark's Church #Surbiton. We're joined by St Matthew's Church as well, so two places to drop off your good condition coats so others may use them in the winter months. Thank you! ❄️🧥🩵

🩵🧥❄️We're collecting warm, weatherproof winter coats for adults and children at St Mark's Church #Surbiton.
We're joined by St Matthew's Church as well, so two places to drop off your good condition coats so others may use them in the winter months. Thank you! ❄️🧥🩵
Protect Kamala Harris ✊ (@disavowtrump20) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Since Trump doesn't want this portrait of President Obama displayed in the White House, let's make this photo of our President go viral here! RETWEET if you love Barack Obama!

Since Trump doesn't want this portrait of President Obama displayed in the White House, let's make this photo of our President go viral here!

RETWEET if you love <a href="/BarackObama/">Barack Obama</a>!
Farrukh (@implausibleblog) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Mariella Frostrup, "I just don't know when we started dehumanising people to the extent that we do now" >Huge clap< *In response to Nadine Dorries's long rant on leaving the ECHR and using the Royal Navy to address Farage's Brexit Small Boats Arrivals* "I find it really

BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: trump is having a temper tantrum, ending ALL trade negotiations with Canada. He's butthurt that they aired an ad of President Reagan that shows how dumb trump's tariffs are. It's VERY effective. Be a shame if it went viral. 🇺🇲🇨🇦