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Woke up to find that all 3 DI Sheridan Holler books are at the top of the Women Sleuths chart in Australia 🇦🇺 I literally can’t believe it. We’re also rocking the Crime Fiction charts in the UK and USA. What?!??! THANK YOU TO EVERYONE!! Holy shi* 😳😳😳😳😳 #bestseller

‘You’re Nicked’ is back!! Fancy getting arrested by Graham Bartlett and booked into custody by me…the grumpy custody sergeant? If you’re coming to Beyond the Book Festival in May…book your slot to experience what it’s like to be arrested. It’s all very serious. Sort of. 🤔😆

I had a thoroughly great time with Jill on her wonderful blog. Have a read and remember…don’t take life too seriously 😬😆👍x Five on Friday with TM Payne TM Payne (Tina will do 😊) jillsbookcafe.blog/2025/04/04/fiv… via Jill Doyle 🇺🇦 🕊

Well shiver me timbers!! ( Ok, I’m on holiday on the Isle of Wight and feeling rather nautical ) but….just checked and you guys have made LONG TIME DEAD Number One in Crime Fiction in the UK Charts. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 🙏👍😊😊😊 #Bestseller #LongTimeDead

Isn’t life strange and rather beautiful. Went on holiday to the Isle of Wight via Portsmouth, got randomly chatting to an incredible woman who will now be featuring in book 5 of the DI Sheridan Holler series. And all because I asked how her day was going. Isn’t life strange..x

When all you see is darkness And you’re laying there awake You’re feeling that the road’s too long Not sure which path to take Remember when the morning comes Gone is the loneliness of night Let her take your hand and understand You will wake and see the light ❤️👍😊

Yes, I write crime fiction novels. Also yes, I make creatures out of fruit. Why? Because it’s funny. This is a Banana Slug. You’re welcome 👍

This is going to be so much fun! Book your free online place and come and spend an evening with me and these other amazing authors ⬇️ I might behave. I might not. 🤔🤔 #ThrillsAndChillsShowcase

Hey lovely friends. Sorry I’ve been quiet. Just super busy with book stuff. You know what’s lovely?… I just got a DM from a follower asking if I’m ok as I haven’t tweeted for a while. THAT IS WHY I LOVE TWITTER. Hope you’re all doing ok. I’ll be back very soon 👍👍❤️❤️x

OMG!!!! Ok…so..Book 4 in the DI Sheridan Holler Series is now available to pre-order. It’s out on 1st November (my birthday) so on publication day I’ll be drunk under a table somewhere. 😬 Count the Dead (Detective Sheridan Holler Book 4) amzn.eu/d/2co5wys

What!?! I’m staggered that you amazing folks have been hitting the pre-order button for #CountTheDead and you’ve put me straight in at Number 8 in Hot New Releases. That’s bonkers. 😳😳 That’s it….I’m buying everyone a cake.

Just discovered an app that when you upload a current photo of yourself, it shows what you’ll look like in 10 years time. So, I tried it.

If this stunning shot of the elusive Geeky Bird chick breaking out of its shell doesn’t win me Wildlife Photographer Of The Year, then quite frankly, I give up.

So…I’m staying on Twitter, but I’m also now on Instagram. (Lord help us) You can find me there under ‘tmpayneauthor’ Here’s my first Instagram video…(drum roll) Nailed it. Sort of. 😳😬😳

I’ve been on Twitter for a long time and know how it works….just joined Instagram and trying to get to grips with the graphics. Susie keeps ruining it.🙄 Thoughts?🤔

Still trying to figure out how to do the Instagram thing. Which is going well I think. 🤔

So, this is how it’s going over on Instagram. Eggs, Cheese, Half a pair of glasses, Gherkins and Graphics. Not so much on the Graphics.😬🙄 #99pKindleDeal #LongTimeDead #ThisEndsNow

Susie promises me this is the edited version. 👍 #BBCRadioMerseyside #NCRM #CrimeFiction #Wirral #PlayWithFire

OMG…if you’re anywhere near Wallasey, New Brighton, on the Wirral, please visit this wonderful indie bookshop, Messrs Fletcher & Frost, 51 Mount Pleasant Road. Pete is lovely and has a fab selection of books. I’m usually in there eating cake and drinking coffee. #indiebooksop

Should I let Susie bring the tongs? 🙄🙄