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IDK if you like maths but these fr(Y)ies are better than my ‘X’💁🏻‍♀️

Tinder India There are 3 types of hi: hi: for fake friends hiiiiiiiiiiiii: for someone you like haye mera dil,haye mera dil: for situationships

Tinder India hi: for fake friends hiiiiiiiiiiiii: for someone you like hayeee: mera dil, chura ke le gaya, churane vala, mera qatil....

There are 3 types of hi: hi: for fake friends hiiiiiiiiiiiii: for someone you like hayeee: dekha jo tujhe yaar, dil me baji guitar

What’s a pickup line which made you go 　 O 　　　 O 　　　　 o 　　　　　o 　　　　　 o 　　　　　o 　　　　 。 　　　 。 　　　. 　　　.

The person who usually writes our tweets is on leave so please imagine this is a clever post about your first date <3

world if my crush replied back in 0.0000002 seconds

If you had 25 hours in a day, you’d still spend the extra hour deciding which selfie to send to them 🤚

Ghosting is okay, reply if you agree ♥️

Don’t let them ignore you, you’re not the last slide of bread

Me: I like people who dress well on dates Also me: *judging #MetGala looks in mismatched PJs* 🤚

□ single □ taken ☑ in a one-sided relationship with a fictional character

Third base is when i talk to my mom about u <3 #MothersDay

This one hurts more than being seenzoned 🥹

Are you today’s date? Cuz May 13, May 13, May 13, May 13 ❤️

day 26736839 of pretending to be interested in cricket and support his fav team 💁🏻‍♀️

Propaganda I keep falling for “I can ✨fix ✨him”

In a world full of matcha and lattes, be my kadak chai ☕️