Thought a dog was whining outside my window but it was my stomach

Ryan Coogler is a year younger than me and we’re like neck and neck career wise

Allele White

I love that zesty is a gay insult. ‘Haha, that guy has a zest for life. Haha.’

The brutalist is not a good movie to work out to

I always think ‘this time it’ll be different.’ This time I’ll eat white cheddar popcorn and my fingies won’t get messed up…what a fool am I…

I’m goin up a yonder!!!

Diversity Equity and Labubu

Sometimes you gotta cry to keep from laughing

I’m the ugliest person in this Delia’s.

Oh your body is tea? Don’t go to boston.

My love language is bringing cats into the house when you asked me not to.

Partiful just sending me whatever. I’m not going to my third cousin’s bris and I KNOW I didn’t hit ‘attending.’

Van hunt, Block party and Bilal, we’re so back.

Anybody got eyes on Elián González?

Laufey dominating the ‘light jazz while waiting on the tarmac’ game.

Saying something is a construct is strange because everything is?

Consider my flabs bergasted.

Benson Boone’s album dropping makes this ten times worse.

Truthbonacci sequence when?