So the Coalition’s policy platform to take to the 2028 election appears to be: Albanese should meet with Trump

Ali France seated behind the PM and hence always on camera is a beautiful Fuck You to Dutton.

Look at them all! #qt

Oh Sussan can’t help herself. #qt

No surprise Ali gets the first govt question #qt

Oooh I like Daniel Mulino #qt

The only downside of #qt so far is seeing Tim fucking Wilson.

The Coalition will be even more mentally demolished than before they walked into #qt

It’s going to be a very very long 9 years for the LNP. #qt

Oh dear Shooter on #afternoonbriefing is really struggling. They are ALL going to be doing this in EVERY interview EVERY day for the next 9 years.

Not much has changed. The LNP members have to lie, say stuff they don’t believe, because they’re trapped in this world that has long passed them by.

Well if you haven’t watched this, you should. aph.gov.au/News_and_Event…

There two reasons the LNP don’t like sitting weeks. 1) they are getting slaughtered. 2) they know sooner or later there’s going to be a spill.

Angus and Sussan wouldn’t look at each other today.

#qt

Looks like the ALP will notch their maiden century of seats at the next ejection. #qt

Oh dear. Alex Hawke as Manager of Opposition Business is going to be yet another embarrassment #qt

Minister for Earrings is up! #qt

Ted O’Brien humiliated again. #qt

US beef is only a story because, unlike LNP governments, this one doesn’t have any actual scandals. They’re inventing them.