Just hired one of the cheeky girls as my PA. LOL.

Text message from Entwistle: "Good luck Tony, see if you can get out by Christmas."

15 minutes in and I think I'm getting the hang of it - Live & Kicking is back before christmas and Fearne Cotton's contract isn't renewed :)

Text from John Humphrys: "Congrats Tony, fancy an interview this Saturday?" LOL!? MUST BE BLOODY JOKIN MATE. #notthatstupid

Just rang the Newsnight team and laughed hysterically down the phone for about 3 minutes and then hung up. Have this shit fixed in no time.

E-mail from David Cameron: "Congrats Tony, can you bring back Tomorrow's World please?" BEST BLOODY IDEA HE'S EVER HAD. PETER SNOW- CALL ME.

2 hours in and Bruce Forsyth's just left my office in tears LOL! (He's a gonna.) Trust me people, I've got this under control. #smallsteps

Got to look strong at the press conference later. Thinking of taking a crying Savile victim in with me to hug during questions.

Just on a tour of New Broadcasting House with Patten, keep an eye on BBC News Channel in 5 minutes, gonna run across in the background LMAO!

Huw Edwards just wished me good luck and then tried to kiss me? :S

Being advised to make my way up to Salford tomorrow. LOL!? You can naff off if you think I'm going t'up there!

Sat at home with the TV Times & a big red pen crossing off the shite that's going. Songs of Praise & Doctors, I'd be worried if I were you.

Just e-mailed the editor of tonight's Question Time; "Why wasn't the first question about me? My office, first thing."

Oh FFS, 50 minutes gone and not a single bloody question about me?! Deborah Meaden needs to stop looking so bloody smug too. #bbcqt

Settling into my first morning on the job, Entwistle's laptop has been handed over. Bit of an odd desktop background :S

Getting that Friday feeling. Just buzzed Fiona Bruce, she's on her way up. We're gonna have a little jig & share a packet Space Invaders :)

Not that happy with my new senior BBC team. My suggestion for Vanessa Feltz, Angela Rippon and Dave Benson Phillips didn't go down well! LOL

However, I did manage a compromise; Noel's House Party is back before Easter. Can't. Bloody. Wait. (I'm gonna be Mr Blobby!)

Really enjoyed this little photo shoot, you can't see but I was being noshed off by Sophie Raworth :P

Has anyone in NBH got any paracetamol? What a fucking day.