NEWS: Superagent Scott Boras is working with Billionaire Elon Musk to direct former federal employee's salaries to Pete Alonso to make up for the money lost by overplaying his hand in free agency. This would then allow the Mets to sign Alonso for pennies on the dollar.

Yet again, look who had it first.

I'm hearing that Pete Alonso will no longer wear number 20. He intends to wear number 44 during this phase of his Mets tenure.

The meeting between Cohen, Stearns, Boras & Alonso was supposed to take place at the Trop, but instead took place at Steinbrenner Field.

Brandon Nimmo has told me he's working on a new batting stance focused on the far right of the batters box. He's calling it, Project 2025.

NEWS: Elon Musk's DOGE has its sights set on cutting Mets spending. In an email obtained by the National Inquirer, a 20 year old hired from Discord has ordered Mets owner, Steve Cohen, to cease all spending. Payroll dump trades are likely & contract termination for players & staff.

Are people saying the score bug is too big?

I polled employees from all 32 MLB teams and they unanimously voted Juan Soto the worst free agent contract of the offseason. *Note the employees polled range from janitors to concession workers and even as high up as ticket sales reps.

In a clear act of defiance of President Trump and DOGE's DEI elimination, the Mets announced their 2025 DEI Theme Nights.

The Mets have released their 2025 promotion schedule. It includes Drag Queen Story Hour and Big Gay Choir, as well as Ment Bashoona and Wuspoore Womer.

BREAKING: Elon Musk is threatening to take over the Mets and eliminate all DEI Events and Theme Games.

Pete Alonso got in some infield work today on the back fields.

The Mets released their Theme Game schedule yesterday.

I have it on good authority that if Canada wins the 4 Nations Championship that President Trump will act swiftly to make Canada the 51st state so that the USA, in essence, wins the 4 Nations Championship either way.

51st state wins!

Since the Yankee have lifted their facial hair policy, here is an AI image of what Derek Jeter would look like with a beard.