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NEWS: Superagent Scott Boras is working with Billionaire Elon Musk to direct former federal employee's salaries to Pete Alonso to make up for the money lost by overplaying his hand in free agency. This would then allow the Mets to sign Alonso for pennies on the dollar.

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I'm hearing that Pete Alonso will no longer wear number 20. He intends to wear number 44 during this phase of his Mets tenure.

I'm hearing that Pete Alonso will no longer wear number 20. He intends to wear number 44 during this phase of his Mets tenure.
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The meeting between Cohen, Stearns, Boras & Alonso was supposed to take place at the Trop, but instead took place at Steinbrenner Field.

The meeting between Cohen, Stearns, Boras & Alonso was supposed to take place at the Trop, but instead took place at Steinbrenner Field.
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Brandon Nimmo has told me he's working on a new batting stance focused on the far right of the batters box. He's calling it, Project 2025.

Brandon Nimmo has told me he's working on a new batting stance focused on the far right of the batters box. He's calling it, Project 2025.
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NEWS: Elon Musk's DOGE has its sights set on cutting Mets spending. In an email obtained by the National Inquirer, a 20 year old hired from Discord has ordered Mets owner, Steve Cohen, to cease all spending. Payroll dump trades are likely & contract termination for players & staff.

NEWS: Elon Musk's DOGE has its sights set on cutting Mets spending. In an email obtained by the <a href="/NatlInquirer/">National Inquirer</a>, a 20 year old hired from Discord has ordered Mets owner, Steve Cohen, to cease all spending. Payroll dump trades are likely &amp; contract termination for players &amp; staff.
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I polled employees from all 32 MLB teams and they unanimously voted Juan Soto the worst free agent contract of the offseason. *Note the employees polled range from janitors to concession workers and even as high up as ticket sales reps.

I polled employees from all 32 MLB teams and they unanimously voted Juan Soto the worst free agent contract of the offseason.

*Note the employees polled range from janitors to concession workers and even as high up as ticket sales reps.
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The Mets have released their 2025 promotion schedule. It includes Drag Queen Story Hour and Big Gay Choir, as well as Ment Bashoona and Wuspoore Womer.

The Mets have released their 2025 promotion schedule. It includes Drag Queen Story Hour and Big Gay Choir, as well as Ment Bashoona and Wuspoore Womer.
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I have it on good authority that if Canada wins the 4 Nations Championship that President Trump will act swiftly to make Canada the 51st state so that the USA, in essence, wins the 4 Nations Championship either way.

I have it on good authority that if Canada wins the 4 Nations Championship that President Trump will act swiftly to make Canada the 51st state so that the USA, in essence, wins the 4 Nations Championship either way.
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Since the Yankee have lifted their facial hair policy, here is an AI image of what Derek Jeter would look like with a beard.

Since the Yankee have lifted their facial hair policy, here is an AI image of what Derek Jeter would look like with a beard.