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Jess

@totallytaber

Female body, frat boy brain....sports, pop culture, witty banter, trivia, beer, and creating catchphrases used nationwide.

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calendar_today19-01-2012 05:07:28

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Car shopping sucks. I can't be more clear as a woman by myself that I understand their exact game. Stop trying to upsell!

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Maybe I have ptsd from my car accident or maybe every uber/lyft driver I've had in the past month just feels the need not only for speed but to terrify the fuck out of me. #talktomegoose

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One workday away from a much needed girls trip and somehow, I have a month's worth of shit to accomplish before I leave.

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I'm going for a sleep deprived study and am not allowed to sleep until tomorrow morning. I see playoff highlights, FitzyGFY 🍺 (brew checkmark) videos and Super Mario 3 for the next 10 hours.

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You may be stressed to all hell. But remember this: There are people out there walking around today, going about their business, who don’t care at all that there’s a Game 7 in the Stanley Cup Final tonight. Be glad you’re not one of those people.

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I have to think that backes is en route to the hospital to be with sabourin. That was one of the hardest sports moments I have ever watched.

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I used to think I could foster older kitties. After the past few weeks and counting of cat hospice with my baby, I’m not sure how anyone handles it.

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One of many moments from one of the great Pats games of all-time. Somebody needs to find the recipe for this, can it and serve it forever. And also a vaccine. #GoPats

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I have never been so upset about a celebrity passing. Alex trebek was an amazing man and holds a big part of my memories from childhood, college and adulthood. #AlexTrebek

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Just finished the debate episode of #westwing amazed by the writing and execution....but wish we had that type of debate and candidates in politics these days.

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Highly recommend listening to guywithamicrophone on @OnAmp_ . Fun show, perfect song choices, join the song dedication expert army! Dedicate songs to loved ones, pets, rants in your pants or even raisin bread.