I'm just shopping

felt cute, might call you later.

open the door.

I knew being on call had its perks

It’s about that time of year again!

open your eyes. i have a surprise. it’s time to play a game for a sneak peek of #SawX. 🖤 this to play "Like to Survive".

You're in my movie. 🔪

Don't forget to leave me milk and cookies tonight.

Residency in a nutshell: a co-resident going to the ED mid-shift for what turns out to be a kidney stone, then the next week getting messaging from program leadership about residents’ responsibility to remain hydrated. Can’t make this stuff up! #truestory #MedEd

The first landing of a Boeing 787 in Antarctica makes history

🚨#BREAKING: Search results for ‘Why do my eyes hurt?’ and ‘My eyes hurt’ have exploded after the total solar eclipse occurred

Just found out owls can sit criss cross applesauce. It’s always something new with these guys

Giant anteater loves his showers

Yesterday morning right before flying all day! Always a great time on Med Flight!

Are you one of us? 🐔🐔😂

Welcome to the ICU! There is no max dose of levophed. Nice to have you with us!

??? how do you remove an entire liver by mistake

This 600-year-old painting is one of the most mysterious in history. That mirror at the back is just 3 inches wide — yet it reflects the entire room in immense detail. Look closer at it and you'll realize nothing is as it seems… (thread) 🧵

How to spot a Midwesterner