Whoever the illiterate pupil behind the bishy page is, I hope he/she is put on a support book and given English supported study. #TheyNeedIt

In other news, Mr Beattie has retired as a teacher to work in a prison again. #IWorkedInAPrisonFor5Years

Would like to stress that can all pupils please decline the request from 'Turnbull Fleeto'. It's a fake account. #WeAreTheRealDeal #Imposter

Recently received word that S4 pupils have not learned their French Essays as Mrs Benassi was off. Get it learned please #AlwaysWatching

@dugweed1 Anonymous Male or... Your opinion is invalid as you go to a school that can't even spell its own name #SitDown

Glad to see so many pupils following and getting involved in the page. #WeAreAllTurnbullHigh

Also if any 2nd years are caught playing with that tennis ball at lunch tomorrow they will be severely disciplined #LowerSchoolProblems

May I stress that Mr McKennas real name is not Mr John 'jamescootchycatchy' blah blah blah, he's winding you up. #OneForTheBanter

Mr Simpson has never been convicted of any pedophile offences, Just that Mrs Bray starting rumours again #BanterWithBray

Who all remembers Mr Murphy from the History/Modern Studies department? Brilliant guy that he was #WouldTakeHimBackAnyDay

The man himself. #ForeverInOurHearts #OneNeilRoarty

How most pupils feel after a double period of Mathematics

"You think that you the only the one that gotta suffer" - The great Father Stan Fortuna

Let's be honest, Modern Studies or History have made you watch this film at some point #OneOfTheGreats

Who remembers this guy from Geography? #COAST

A well loved film in the English department

Poor 1st years scared for their lives on the first Friday of their high school life. #FirstYearFriday #FirstYearProblems #EggsAndFlour

No, Mr Green did not translate for Ronaldinho. He just likes to get in with the pupils

If you still refer to this school as 'Turnbo' then you need to have a good look at yourself as a pupil

Also, anyone caught 'tapping snout' will have their snout confiscated and receive a phonecall home. #SwapFagsForSwag