Turner Sparks (@turnerbsparks) 's Twitter Profile
Turner Sparks

@turnerbsparks

Coined the phrase "Thank you in advance". Mostly Talk Sac Kings. Comedy Tour Dates + Album: TurnerSparks.com

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Friends, I am very excited to announce that my new stand-up special has a title and a release date: "Two Wrongs" is coming to YouTube on Tuesday, July 15th at 7pm! Head on over to the watch page and hit "Notify Me" to tell YouTube you're interested: youtu.be/KHIW2isnseQ

Friends, I am very excited to announce that my new stand-up special has a title and a release date: "Two Wrongs" is coming to YouTube on Tuesday, July 15th at 7pm! Head on over to the watch page and hit "Notify Me" to tell YouTube you're interested: youtu.be/KHIW2isnseQ
Hubie Talks Hoops (@hubietalkshoops) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Now the British military. Very highly touted. Well-trained infantry, world-class navy. So you go, these scrappy colonists are going to be wiped out. But then, historic upset by the US of A! Now you have to be careful here: fireworks can be very explosive. Happy 4th, Hubie Hive!

Now the British military. Very highly touted. Well-trained infantry, world-class navy. So you go, these scrappy colonists are going to be wiped out. But then, historic upset by the US of A! Now you have to be careful here: fireworks can be very explosive. Happy 4th, Hubie Hive!
Turner Sparks (@turnerbsparks) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For a second I thought this was about Max Raynaud but then he said "not the greatest scorer" so I knew he was talking about Cooper Flagg.

jxke. 🧸 (@cantguardjake) 's Twitter Profile Photo

β€œYou can always spot Americans in foreign countries” Yeah man you blend right in at Yellowstone with your child’s medium Armani Exchange shirt, skin tight capri length jorts, and Pumas