My final words on the 2025 Cincinnati Reds from my show in Cincy last night. I say this as a hurt man. And you better believe I’m ready to hurt again in 2026.

Shoulda never brought a Lions fan to the game 🤦🏻‍♂️ CP

Joe Flacco is a Cincinnati Bengal. You don’t think I’m ready to root for him?! I was born for this.

When people ask how Cincinnati fans are doing these days… the city is dealing with a lot more than you know!

I went to the NFL Draft this year and tried to find one Steelers fan from Pittsburgh… harder than you’d think 😂 WannaParlay

There are not many things better in life than a Sunday after your team wins on Thursday 🐅

They’ll hand an 11 year old a beer at a Green Bay Packers tailgate… and damnit I respect it 🫡 God bless Wisconsin 🍻 WannaParlay

I travel across the country to America’s best football cities… come with me as I document myself eating and drinking some of the best stuff this country has to offer. Trippin’ with Michael Turner. First stop… CLEVELAND. youtu.be/OeGdRgCK9ok

A group of widows came to my comedy show 😂 RIP to these women’s dead husbands but I think I found my new demo

I’m in Chicago hitting every sports bar I can asking if they can change the baseball game to the ASU / Houston game and turn on the volume. Go Devils.

The Bengals are so bad at football they made me a NASCAR fan. Thanks to Kyle Busch and his team for the hospitality 🙏🏼

Cincinnati Bengals fans… let’s enjoy our bye week. We’ve earned it.

This Cowboys fan is a great dad… He didn’t force his child to have the same pain 😂 WannaParlay

This Suns team feels like a scrappy squad that’ll fight all year which is all I could ask for going into this season. Even with Jalen out, I see them fighting for 35-40 wins and hovering around a play in spot. And damnit, I’m here for it.

PITTSBURGH. I’m here headlining shows tonight and tomorrow. Let’s be friends till kickoff on Sunday. punchup.live/michaelturner/…

Week 11 - Bengals at Steelers In short… FTS 🐅

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Even a blind squirrel finds a nut 🐅